Miriam Yaniv appeared in court today, Feb 6, 2023, with an application to modify the bail conditions that previously prevented her from going home to her own residence. Miriam, her lawyer, Crown, and the Judge all attending in person, along with a voice-to-text (and back) translator for Miriam Yaniv’s benefit.
After weighing several factors (which I will list below) the Judge stated she had no choice but to leave the existing conditions in place for Miriam Yaniv’s release. That is, she is not permitted entry into the building where her condo is. This was for the safety of the residents and to minimize the risk of Miriam Yaniv re-offending, which the Judge said was substantial.
Keep in mind today’s hearing was only for a bail review. Miriam Yaniv has not even entered a plea in response to these charges yet, although Jon previously told the court that Miriam intends to plead not guilty and request the charges be dismissed due to a claimed Charter violation.
Miriam’s attorney spoke first. She claimed the following:
- Miriam Yaniv agreed to the initial conditions thinking they would only be a couple days and she could stay at Jon’s.
- It didn’t work out to stay at Jon’s, and hotels became expensive with her $2,200/month income.
- Miriam allegedly spent one night wandering the streets because her child wouldn’t take her in.
- Ilana Altmann, Miriam’s sister, allegedly needs Miriam’s support for a long list of medical conditions.
- Miriam herself (allegedly) has a long list of medical conditions that, because of her displacement, are worsened.
- Claimed that Miriam’s bail conditions have made her suicidal.
Crown followed with these statements:
- Miriam is a danger to the approximately 150 residents of the building. She told a firefighter she was going to burn the building down, and the Township of Langley is threatening to charge the strata for alarm responses.
- None of Miriam’s claims were substantiated by evidence.
- When Miriam was arrested, she claimed to be having chest pains. She was checked out by doctors, deemed fit for cells, and held overnight by police. She was released the next afternoon.
- Releasing Miriam into the condo again would introduce significant risk to other residents.
- There was no material change to Miriam’s life or conditions now compared to when she agreed to the conditions.
The Judge’s comments included:
- Noting that none of Miriam’s claims of hardship were supported by evidence.
- Gave consideration to the idea of allowing Miriam in to her condo on house arrest to help Ilana, but pointed out she would be ineffective at providing support if she was on house arrest.
- Stated that there were no other options available to her other than leaving the existing order in place.
- Agreed that allowing her back in the strata would be a risk to residents.
With the above in mind, the Judge dismissed Miriam’s application to vary her bail conditions and be allowed to return to her home. This gives the other residents some much-needed peace of mind, as it may be months before this is revisited.
Due to time, I have to leave this where it is now but I will provide more details tomorrow. Watch for a MeowMix update tomorrow!
Update: Hearing Notes
The notes below are from our sources that attended yesterdays hearing. A huge thank you to everyone! Sharing notes for everyone’s enjoyment.
- Rexy was with Jon, but Jon was ordered to keep Rexy quiet and on the floor. Rexy was still poorly behaved. sprawled out between benches, whining, and rolling around.
- When Miriam sat down, she put a Starbucks drink and a bottle of pills on the ledge for all to see.
- Crown stated that on Jan 20, 2023, Miriam told a firefighter that she wanted to burn the building to the ground.
- Defense described Miriam as a 69 year old widow living on a $2,200 month pension.
- Claims Miriam’s condo is modified with safety and medical devices for Ilana.
- Judge told Defense that her power to change the bail order was limited. This hearing was to review what Defense claimed were material changes to Miriam’s conditions, not an appeal or a trial. The Judge repeatedly states this to the Defense, telling them to show her the material changes to Miriam’s circumstances.
- Defense argues that Miriam is suicidal.
- Crown states that they have CCTV evidence of Miriam destroying property in a common room at the strata.
- Crown states that Miriam has already broken her peace bond conditions once, and that is a reason not to trust her to follow them in the future if she is allowed back home.
- Judge concludes that there was no error in law when the first Judge issued these bail conditions, and Miriam agreed to them and nothing has changed since then, and she can’t trust that Miriam would not put residents at risk, so no changes can be made to her conditions.
- Jon and Miriam were very quiet after this.
- Jon was noted to NOT be wearing his insulin pump/monitors on his arms today, unlike his trial when everything was on full display.
- Jon was frequently on his phone texting/messaging someone. The LED would flash and disturb the court every time a notification was received.
- Miriam was in the front row using her iPad to read the proceedings (as they were transcribed by the speech-to-text translator).
56 thoughts on “Miriam Yaniv Criminal Charge Update: Bail Revision Denied!”
It’s about time the Yaniv’s learned actions have consequences as Miriam is now discovering. I have no sympathy for her, she’s as twisted and vile as her son. Wandering the streets? I don’t think so, just after sympathy and to be allowed home and would be causing havoc again within the hour and the courts require actual proof from professionals not statements from Big Jon and her sister. You reap what you sow and off the top of my head…Miriam lied at the tribunal, lied about Amy, lied about the policeman who arrested her etc. I’m glad the Judge said no.
T0 everyone living in Grannie’s building. Watch your backs, Since she’s banned expect her childish behavior to don a wig and pull every alarm she can get her hands on. In her mind she has nothing to lose and she’s going to show the system you can’t push Granny Clampett around. Expect her to ramp up the insanity.
And if it’s true that fat disgusting eunuch pig denied his mother accommodation for the night he’s more of a selfish narc prick than I ever could have imagined. I wonder how Granny feels about lying for Jethro at the “wax my balls” BCHRT tribunal when she told bald-faced lies under oath about Jethro starting his “period” when he was 12? Granny Clampett must feel like a right idiot. Good on her, I knew when push came to shove the Yaniv crime family would turn on themselves!! I love it!
Kudos to the prosecution and judge!
Suicide my arse.
She made herself homeless!! Thank God someone held her accountable. What a wonderful day. Congrats to the strata residents.
The yanivs are learning that being ”suicidal”, ”profoundly disabled” and calling ambulances aren’t cutting it any more.
The thought of the three of them plotting, scheming and lying and having it thrown back in their faces is fecking glorious.
Dig deep you piece of crap, many more weeks of hotel charges are coming seeing as your own munchie son won’t even house you.
This has made my day.
Vancouver is an expensive city, so the hotel will be $5,000/month. Let‘s all root together that she spends that as many months in that hotel as the number of times she pulled the fire alarm.
Hey, Miriam—change your name to “Marvin” and start wearing a suit and tie and demanding he/him pronouns. It worked in reverse for your fat, pedophile son, although his charade is nigh unto ending, as well.
Betcha never thought acting like a nasty lunatic would end you up homeless, huh? And if Jonny won’t take you in…wow…his own beloved Mummy. Although you might put the clamp on his midnight TikTok preteen carousing, so…
This is great and well-deserved. Let’s hope the harpy stays away, for real!! I have a feeling she will try to sneak in.
Miriam is finally learning consequences have actions. I couldn’t imagine being terrorized in my home by a couple of social misfits like Johnny and mommy. I’m glad the justice system is taking a stand on Miriam but still disappointed they don’t recognize Johnny/ Jessica is doing exactly what mommy is doing
“…they don’t recognize Johnny/ Jessica is doing exactly what mommy is doing.”
The tide is turning. jonny’s time will come. Karma in June.
All i have to say is “hahahahahahahahahabahabahhahahahahahahahaha” FINALLY SOME JUSTICE FOR THE TROUBLE AND DAMAGE THIS FAMILY HAS CAUSED PEOPLE!! Who’d have thought that it would be the evil mother kicked out first, i for sure had my money on fat Jon! I have no sympathy for any of them, they dug these graves and terrorized these people for years with no consequence.
I’ve actually plumped up a little bit thinking about how miserable that old vile cunt must be right now. I’m sure she’s absolutely seething! 😀 I’d imagine she’s just twitching with rage and I wouldn’t put it past her to lash out with additional criminal behavior. For the Walnut Grove residents please watch your backs and stay safe.
And jon, you wouldn’t let your own mother stay with you in her time of need. After she birthed you (with your massive head that must have been painful), she raised you, for the past 10 years she’s paid for everything and she’s even let you stay at her place when you thought your place was under a bomb threat…..you couldn’t even let her sleep on your patio? You’re a shitty son, Jack would be so disappointed in you.
Ohhhh this is too delicious, FINALLY there are consequences to these rotton pigs actions!
You just wonder why Miriam and not big J? Let’s just hope the Troon shield was stolen (by his twin Brigid Kline Smith perhaps?), and he (Jessica) will be next.
Jessica’s sense of entitlement is unfuckingbelievable, he won’t let his mom stay in the condo that she paid/pays for, isn’t giving her rides in his SUV that she pays for, and who knows what else she pays for that the taxpayers don’t cover?!? Whats next, she takes a cab to meet him at Boston Pizza to pay the bill, but he won’t share the food? Actually ya, that sounds about right.
Thanks for the update, as usual your summary of the event is quite accurate of what transpired today at court.
I would like to add we had 12 owners of our strata that also attended, needless to say they all left, including myself quite pleased with the results. Every single day without Miriam in our building is a blessing to all of us and probably to her sister Ilana as well
whether she knows it or not. I think the clincher that made up the judge’s mind was when the Crown reported that Miriam threated to burn the building down to a firefighters that attended one of the false fire alarm activations.
I anticipate Happy hour this coming Friday at our strata will be extra Happy!
I’m sure you’re all very pleased! Stay safe and enjoy the piece & quiet.
Be watchful, she will be lurking. Video everywhere, she broke her Peace Bond so many times, threatening to burn the building down? Not even close to keeping the Peace. Congratulations but keep an eye out, don’t rest easy until she is Institutionalized. Everything she claimed in Court was a Lie, an attempt at sympathy to be allowed back in. Thank you for keeping us informed,
I think you could sell this drama to a reality TV producer. It is too unreal, the Toxic Mom, pretending to be deaf, and the Obese Trans Son/Daughter/Eunuch trying to Scam everyone and everything. Call it Like Mother Like Son/Daughter
This would make for an amazing Lifetime movie except for one thing. It’s so bizarre nobody would believe all these events are possible within one family.
Usually you find fellow church goers help their fellow worshippers out at times of need, no one from miri’s synagogue offered to board her?
jon boy’s flat too dirty for miriam?
miriam is a golem, no one from the synagogue would want anything to do with her
Desperate to deflect… (not working jonny)
Jessica Simpson @SFUJessica
“I just managed to put Donald Francis Smith in jail again. Bail hearing tomorrow. Thank goodness. Throw away the fucking key
At least Donald has a free roof over his head tonight, has your mother?
If Jonny would put on iota of the effort he puts into trying to screw Donald Francis Smith into caring for his mother (and by extensions his aunt), she would have a roof over her head and the psychological treatment she so desperately now needs. Instead, he keeps trying to use her as a prop for his own various lawsuits and scams. Jonny is the cause of most of Miri’s financial & psychological problems. There have also been stories that he physically abused his aunt before moving to the Hawthorne but that Miriam would not allow any legal or social worker followup. It is easy to keep the truth hidden, when the victim can’t verbally communicate and lives in fear. He should not be allowed to profit from exploiting and abusing his mother & aunt. Now is the time for an investigation into the abuse allegations.
I believe this is what’s known as Fuck Around And Find Out! Couldn’t have happened to a more deserving family. Here’s to all the Residents that will certainly be celebrating tonight!
I recall the original conditions of 200 m prevented Miriam from staying at Big J. The condition was altered to allow her to stay there. The first time Big J needs money Miriam will move in. The pool to start is how long before the cops are called the first time and the next pool is how long before cops insist that they separate.
Wait, wait, wait, wait! So one of Mama Yaniv’s lawyer’s arguements was that Jonboy refused to take her in, so she was wandering the streets for one night? Wow, that makes him sound like an irredeemable asshole, I’m surprised he allowed that… but you know, it also sounds very believable, I can believe that she showed up on doorstep and he turned her away. btw, didn’t she buy that apartment for him?
It was a concocted play for sympathy, they thought the Judge would go for it-Miriam likely stayed at Johnathan’s. She is devious, toxic, and mentally ill. She should be in a Mental Facility and heavily Medicated. The best was she threatened to Burn the Condo Residence down, that doesn’t sound good when you are on a Peace Bond.
Check the Video, hard to believe that Miriam wasn’t at Johnathan’s. Any Hotel receipts?-No-the Judge said there was no evidence. Yaniv’s asked the Lawyer to Lie. The Yaniv’s will refuse to pay their Lawyer because the Lie didn’t work. Likely she will return to her Condo, or continue to stay at Johnathan’s. That story of him not letting her stay with him is most likely another play for sympathy. Don’t ever believe anything the Yaniv’s say, they are Con Artists-Scammers.
So true, and we know in Canada there are no consequences for perjury so the Yaniv’s can do and say anything they want in court. It also appears that it’s perfectly ok to breach probation conditions as well. What a great system we have…for the Yaniv’s
This is fantastic , the alphabet umbrella sprung a leak and a torrential rainfall is coming! Her lawyers only parrot the yaniv’s her “defense” is all johnny’s poor me, heartstrings go to: suicide,medical needs and wants. I don’t for a second believe miriam wondered streets; all part johnny scheme for poor me. Sure motel get expensive, but no way she on the street, jon’s an idiot but momma still has hold of his balls when needs to. This is your year johnny; you’re going down asshole!
She was at Johnathan’s, they didn’t bring any receipts to Court, besides she threatened to burn the place down. Add that threat to the Covid threat while in the Common Area. Pulling the Fire Alarms, endangering all residents. Breaking a Peace Bond? That is a serious charge. Add it to the list.
The Yaniv’s think everyone should fear them, they are bad asses. No, they are Scam Artists that should be deported back to Israel. Miriam needs an interpreter, she speaks Yiddish so that no one can understand what she says to John, guaranteed it is a plan to Scam. We need an audio recording to decode her Hebrew or Yiddish. There are plenty of Jewish people that would be happy to translate. The Yaniv’s in no way represent Jewish people, they are outcasts.
Here’s a toast
to all the residents of Miriam’s building! Enjoy your peace and quiet for the next few months!!!!
He’s claiming now on twitter that he put Donald Francis Smith in jail. this is simply not true Jon, there was a warrant out for his arrest, you had nothing to do with it. You did however have something to do with putting yourself in jail though, because that’s where you are going when you front court for belting the old man. You see it’s a bit like the silly immature rap song and the poem you posted about Gina, that backfired and you looked totally stupid. In five months time Donald will be on Twitter tweeting that he put you in jail and that’s where you’ll be. i hope you go to a woman’s jail , boy are you in for an education, make sure you order them to get your pro-nouns right and if you have any teeth after that, count yourself lucky. As far as Miriams bali goes, well Jon is a lawyer, he should have advised her to think of the ramifications of what she was doing and how badly it would affect her if she were criminally charged, Jon a good lawyer takes care of their client, you encouraged your mother to run amok and now you’re both whinging about it, fuck around and find out son, play stupid games, win stupid prizes. In my view the health and safety of the residents at Miriam’s condo outweigh the chance of her committing suicide and if she has to walk the streets at night so one hun.dred other people are safe, then that’s just the way it has to be, tough titty I say. jon should have also told his Mum an old Chinese proverb that says, you do the crime you do the time. this whole thing is so hilarious, it’s better than going to
Disneyland for me. Mummy’s suicidal, Jon can’t do a thing to help her but he’s seething with anger because him and his Mum lost and they lost big-time. soon fat Jon will be in jail and Mummy will move in to his condo for the nine months he’s away, that’s if he gets out alive.
DFS will spend one night in the slammer and get bail in the morning, just like your mother did, Donald put himself in jail, you had nothing to do with it. To the 150 condo residents that now have peace, congratulations, you won, I am so very happy for you, Vern Thurston, please have twenty beers for me mate.
Oh, and I forgot, one more thing. Fatso blabs on about being a third year criminology student at SFU. He also claims he’s a legal advocate and one day hopes to become a lawyer or work in a law firm. Criminal Law 101 is, always have witnesses and hard evidence to back up your statements in a criminal court. Nothing was offered, except Jon’s Mum sent him a note saying it was all true, so he in turn wrote a note to the judge stating his Mum had confirmed it was true so it must be. Come on fat Jon, are you really that unintelligent. You knew what your mother was going to allege in court, if you are telling the truth about getting top marks on all your law exams then you well know it was pointless making these false claims without the hard proof, this is the standard. What happened here princess, I’ll tell you the answer, you had no proof, but you thought this Charter Rights rubbish would see you through and throw in that you are a tranny with disabilities, and you thought you’d get off scot-free. I’ll tell you this for nothing dick head, when this finally goes to trial, they are never going to let your mother go back home, once she threatened to burn the place down she crossed the line, she’s a definite threat of arson and if that happens many will die and it will then be murder. The crown cannot take that chance with 150 condo owners lives at stake. Start looking for a new place Miriam, you’ve done your dash I’m afraid. As a law student, you should know this Jon, Mummy is never going home, look up some precedents and maybe learn a thing or two. Pretty soon you will have a girlfriend, but it won’t be how you thought it would be.
Your right Trevor. That condo is gone. She will never be allowed back in that building. She might as well sell it now, because the strata will have np problem forcing the sale. In the history of strata’s in BC there has never been a forced sale as easy as this will be. I love that the real estate market has tanked. Couldn’t have happened to a better person. Even if the 2 of them sell, they will never have enough money to buy in the lower mainland.
Jonny Troon Eunuch will have a new roomate soon. Miriam to replace Sam.
I can’t find anything on DFS. Links?
I do not care your views on void or the vaccine but can we stop using this site as a outlet for it.
OH FOR GOD’S SAKE
THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH JON YANIV. STOP IT, STOP IT, STOP IT.
Leaving this one up so everyone can see how far off the rails you’ve gone.
I get it, you’ve made your position clear, but you’re desperately grasping at straws to tie it in to Jon Yaniv.
You may as well be talking about how they faked the moon landing because Jon saw the moon once and Jimmy Hoffa lives because Yaniv likes to eat Slim Jims. Nobody is arguing that your points are wrong or not. We’re all just sick to death of talking about COVID. Please stop.
I’m honestly unsure who Jon thinks is his audience, and further, who is is *supportive* audience. All of the Twitter braying about putting people in jail, affecting child exploitation laws, giving out gender-affirming undergarments, fighting the injustices of Halal burgers—seriously, what is the actual point? Is it a humiliation fetish? OMG that is it, isn’t it?????? You know that the people who hate you (everyone) read your inane Twitter virtue posts, and most likely MM, and will comment about your glaring narcissism, lack of self-awareness, and stupidity. What an outlet for potentially a deep desire to be mortified.
Is that why you don’t wash? Is that why you wear old lady outfits three times too small, smelly track shoes, and that horrendous flowered court dress? Is that why you parade around on a motorized cart and never wash your hair? Wow, is THAT why you horribly, painfully mangled your own private parts and then revealed the criminal butchery to all of Twitter and beyond?
I’m honestly unsure who Jon thinks is his audience, and further, who is is *supportive* audience. All of the Twitter braying about putting people in jail, affecting child exploitation laws, giving out gender-affirming undergarments, fighting the injustices of Halal burgers—seriously, what is the actual point? Is it a humiliation fetish? OMG that is it, isn’t it?????? You know that the people who hate you (everyone) read your inane Twitter virtue posts, and most likely MM, and will comment about your glaring narcissism, lack of self-awareness, and stupidity. What an outlet for potentially a deep desire to be mortified. Is that why you don’t wash? Is that why you wear old lady outfits three times too small, smelly track shoes, and that horrendous flowered court dress? Is that why you parade around on a motorized cart and never wash your hair? Wow, is THAT why you horribly, painfully mangled your own private parts and then revealed the criminal butchery to all of Twitter and beyond?
So much for jon being her caregiver
Yaniv is fat and brain dead. Miriam is a wild animal and belongs in a zoo.
Fat Jon is a type 2 diabetic.
No insulin pumps needed for that as it’s tablet controlled (metformin).
I’m not an expert on diabetes so I’m not sure. I know he’s had insulin pumps before, or maybe they were glucose monitors? I also know a recent document he provided said he was type 1. He’s claimed both.
Miriam is Suicidal because she can’t be in her Condo where she lives to harass and threaten everyone. If I can’t threaten everyone I am going to kill myself. Let me back in and I will burn the place down. “I need to get back to my routine”. Not a great excuse for altering Bail, please be lenient because of my Bad Behaviour. Trust me, a Delusional Scam Artist Blow Hard with a DNA coding mistake for a Son/Plastic Daughter.
The latest Lawyer will be gone, Miriam still has to face the 4 charges and possibly breaking her Peace Bond will be a new charge. They are out of Legal help so likely Johnathan the Legal Juggernaut, owner of Simpson Litigation, the SFU Student/Professor who publishes on Research Gate will represent Mommy Dearest. Remember his ditty about “A Girl named Miriam’ where he threatened “Gina’? I guess no one is in trouble except Miriam, another miss Big Jon the Trans Indigenous Legal Criminology Juggernaut.
Vern, that was really well stated. I figure Jethro’s plan is to act as defence for Granny Clampett and after she’s convicted he’ll launch an immediate appeal citing that Granny had a complete imbecile as a defense lawyer. C’mon everyone, you knows he’s “profoundly retarded” enough to do it. Someone needs to let the farms know we’re running out of the big urns to hold all the glorious milk we’re getting! We’ve overflowing here! Most of the regular Jethro farmers are quiet or have lost interest, which I doubt, when hot Jethro material surfaces the farms are abuzz. This is just the beginning. My crystal ball tells me “More Yaniv criminality, stay tuned”. I am perplexed why the Crown would put it on the record they know Granny Clampett violated the terms of her bond yet the Crown is not going to to anything about it. Thanks Crown, I don’t need to explain to you what a precedent is, after all, you are the lawyers. SMH.
You are correct Nancy, there is more to Criminality to come. The Yaniv’s only know Scams and Crimes. This is how they socialize. The Yaniv’s get together and plan another scam or threat on innocent people or businesses. They likely have meetings to discuss their income from Frauds-how did we do last month? Income from Settlements, it is drying up fast. Time to stage another accident for damages, the HRT scams aren’t working-no hush or go away money coming in.
The Yaniv Lies were on full display for the Court and it was just a Bail Revision Hearing. Accommodation in Langely Hotels and Motels can be found for 130 a night. Miriam was not walking the streets. She could hear when the Judge said Bail Conditions won’t be revised. The sympathy route of being suicidal and not being allowed to Johnathan’s fell flat. This new Lawyer has likely heard and seen enough. Lawyer’s don’t take kindly to being lied to or being asked to lie to a Court. Defending Miriam on the charges is a losing cause, a nightmare legally, why take a losing case? Money. If the money isn’t good the Lawyer will walk away.
Violating the Peace Bond could be a forthcoming charge. The residents of the Condo could push it, contact RCMP and Community Corrections-604-532-6310.
Residents in the Strata were able to get some evidence to the Crown, they know what they are doing. Build a case to protect themselves. One resident’s husband is already in the Hospital, the threats are real and the Court recognizes it. Enjoy Friday Happy Hour. Excellent work Cactus and Meow Mix, and thank you to the other residents that visit this site. It is better than reality TV. I’d love a live feed of your Happy Hour, just in case the Tasmanian Devil shows up.
I’m not an expert on diabetes so I’m not sure. I know he’s had insulin pumps before, or maybe they were glucose monitors? I also know a recent document he provided said he was type 1. He’s claimed both.
I know a bit about it. 🙂
You can’t be type 1 and type 2 at the same time.
Type 1 is insulin injections until the day you die.
You don’t have to be fat to get type 1.
Type 2 is a lower grade of diabetes (almost a “warning shot”) which can potentially be reversed by a better diet and exercise.
Fat Jon is prescribed metformin and that’s only for type 2 diabetes.
Insulin pumps are only for type 1 diabetes you can’t inject metformin.
So if he’s wandering around with an insulin pump it’s purely for show.
I suspect that what’s been seen is actually a glucose monitor (it’s usually a sticky disk about 2″ diameter that you generally stick on a tricep).
They’re OK but they do limit arm movement a bit as the “disk” consists of 100’s of little needles that pierce the skin. Good hygiene is also essential.
Interestingly, if you are using a blood glucose monitor, then you have absolutely no justifiable need for a “service dog” as you get a little “bleep” from your mobile phone when your blood sugar is falling.
This whole “poor little diabetic” thing is nothing more than a massively exaggerated set of worse case scenario’s and, to be blunt, an insult to diabetics who live perfectly normal lives without any of this drama and nonsense.
Jon is fat enough for diabetes type 3.
Twitter is fucked please post your promised 2pm update here directly!
Wow. The judge is having none of it. It seems like this time they pushed too far and the court is just fed up with all the bullshit. Loving it. Please sperg out completely next time in court Miriam. Maybe Jonno can try swing at the sheriff or something. hahahahaha
Also, Jonno should sue the judge at the HRT for makin mom homeless. Please sue the judge. Or at least threathen the judge you will sue her nex hearing. Please do. It will be very funny.
I just want to say that is a *fantastic* choice of picture for the article MeowMix. That sour lemon face is one that even Jesus Christ himself couldn’t find in his heart to love.