Check out the latest hit single from DJ Pedopuff, the one and only @trustednerd, scumbag of Langley, groomer of children, animal abuser, and incestuous piece of garbage Jessica Yaniv Simpson.
Crank up the volume and get ready to dance! Extra points for doing it with phony wrist braces and rejected Star Wars props for face masks.
Filed under parody, just in case anyone actually thinks he made this. We all need to have some fun. Except Yaniv.
13 thoughts on “Jessica Yaniv Simpson’s Latest Single “Promise Me You Won’t Tell””
He’s flailing so much, makes it a little hard to catch, but hit ”pause” at @23 seconds-you’ll clearly see he’s got a RIGHT handed brace on BOTH wrists!!
This is a genius catch!!!
Good catch Linda!
Thanks so much Abby-anything I can do to help; I’m a big fan of yours!! I also have a teenage daughter, who along with several friends, has been aware of Yaniv for a very long time. Between my observation skills and some professional expertise in certain areas, we’re on to Jonathan’s “tricks”. I’m considering some future communication with MeowMix…think perhaps I might be able to offer certain unique insights….
We’d love to chat! Are you on Twitter?
Yeah if it were accurate
Clearly, he’s acquiring an exoskeleton a little at a time so that he can be the first self-made insect to pant after pre-teen girls at the U.N.
MeowMix-Please check your ”tips”/comments from today. Thanks so much-L
Pretty soon he is going to be on Tik-Tok claiming to be a biological woman and a lesbian, there will be no news of his GRS and there hadn’t been for this exact reason, he’s a fucking devious fat cunt and you can expect lots of photos of his coin-slot, but the good news is he’s not going to live much longer.
They do sell some braces with holes for thumb on both sides so you can switch hands instead of having to buy another brace.
It’s on both sides…. Maybe double check before you
look silly. I have multiple braces with two thumbs holes.
The universal ones are different I think.
Sort of looks like a shock collar around its neck. To stop him from getting too far away from Miriam’s bed perhaps?