Jessica Yaniv Simpson appeared in court today with an application to have Gerry Funk’s counterclaim against them dismissed. For the back story on this file, check this link.
Gerald Funk is an owner in the building JY’s mother resides in – but is currently legally prohibited from accessing. JY has accused Funk of assaulting his dog, among other things. The reality is JY has been charged with assaulting Funk in 2022, and JY’s attempt to privately prosecute Funk for assault were tossed out by the court.
Mr. Funk only became aware of this hearing just two days ago. This application was to have his counter-claim thrown out. Jessica was claiming “The counterclaim was filed maliciously with no reasonable prospect of success”. Mr. Funk attended the hearing along with another resident, Gina. When the matter was called, Mr. Funk asked the Judge if Gina could speak on his behalf as he was unsure what this whole matter was about. The Judge allowed this, and Gina advised the Judge that they were only there due to luck as Mr. Funk had never been served with the application.
Jessica claimed that the registry told her they would serve Mr. Funk. I don’t entirely doubt this. In my experience with the BC Court, Certificates of Service are filed for initiating documents but not for every other application afterwards. There is often correspondence between the court registry and one or more parties. JY did, indeed, file it at the courthouse some time ago.
After some back and forth, with Jessica showing the Judge an email with the hearing date as her evidence that she believed Mr. Funk had been served, the Judge decided that Mr. Funk had not been served and asked if they were prepared to go ahead with the hearing. Jessica advised she was and would need 20 minutes to argue her case as to why the counterclaim should be tossed.
Gina advised they were not ready and would need time to prepare, but figured they would need 30 minutes at the next hearing. The Judge advised a new hearing would be scheduled and allotted for one hour of time. Jessica then asked the Judge to not allow Gina to speak on behalf of Mr. Funk as she wasn’t named in the suit nor was she a lawyer. The Judge told Jessica that would be up to the next Judge to decide.
Jessica also advised the Judge she was hard of hearing and asked that a CART interpreter be scheduled for the hearing. (Communication Access Realtime Translation) The CART interpreter at this hearing appeared to be there so Miriam could read what was being said. She was sitting beside her and reading the proceedings on an iPad. Jessica did not appear to be reading the proceedings from a digital platform.
Miriam and Rexy were also present. Rexy did his usual jumping all over Jessica while she was up front talking to the Judge. Miriam also did her usual outbursts demanding Jessica make the Judge hear the case now. Jessica tried to get her to quiet down and the Judge had to ask a few times for Miriam to be quiet and seated. In other words, just another normal day in the lives of Jessica and Miriam!
Where is Miriam?
One would think that Jon Yaniv, who lives across the street from his aunt and mother, and has a long history of sharing a bed with his mother (at least for sleep., if not more) would be eager to help his batshit mother while she’s been justifiably punted out of her own condo. After all, Miriam has gone to great lengths to enable her pedophile child. In fact, JY even has a day bed in his living room!
But no. She’s at the Holiday Inn Express nearby.
Nice, Jon. You’re a real POS child. Then again, if I was your mother I would want to be far away too.
JY vs PHSA: Certificate of Readiness
Remember the past Certificates of Readiness Jon filed? This one, that one, and the other one? This document is supposed to lay out all of Yaniv’s medical reports and proof or losses or expenses that he says were caused by PHSA. Remember this is the lawsuit in which Yaniv alleges a BC paramedic groped him and caused PTSD, diminished self-worth, depression, anxiety, shock, nightmares, etc.
Well, here’s the evidence Yaniv filed at the courthouse. I’ll let it speak for itself.
This document brought to you by Simpson Litigation.
No Rest For the Hungry
We recently received a tip from some friends of MeowMix that stumbled upon the lovely Yaniv clan in the Down 2 Earth Plant Parlour restaurant, which is very close to their condos. Miriam has been seen going in and literally stealing menus and walking out while the staff try to stop her. She was observed pretending to be deaf but then whispering outside with JY. The dog has been there too. The staff were observed saying the dog wasn’t allowed and the Yaniv’s played their usual service dog card. Our source says they watched the Yaniv’s being told to pay their bill and leave once.
49 thoughts on “Jessica Yaniv Simpson vs Funk, Where is Miriam, and the Latest Certificate of Readiness!”
jon can’t have mom move into his swinging bachelorette pad, how would that look to all the groovy lesbian chicks he dates?
Christ the shit show never ends with these two does it! Imagine living every day of your life with that kind of chaos and uncertainty. I’d slit my wrists to get some peace and quiet!!!!!
So the fat fuck pedo larper Jethro Bodine, towering intellectual midget with an IQ approaching 50 demands Gina can’t be there while Granny Clampett, the Lost Hillbilly sits there with an Ipad demanded because of her deafness, but WAIT, she isn’t named in the suit against the seniors and she’s no lawyer, so why Jethro, should this Lost Hillbilly be be allowed in the courtroom, according to your own arguments? Fuck Jon, you truly are the epitome of an imbecile. Oh, and your diminished self-worth? You willingly hacked off your own dick you retard.
I though Miriam had to stay away from Gina at all times. If she found herself anywhere near Gina she had to leave the area immediately. Or is a courtroom different?
RE: Having a CART whatever person present for spoken to text translation. Surprised this asshole didn’t ask for a translator to transcribe court proceedings translated into his indigenous language. What is JY’s first nation tribe by the way? A lost tribe of Israel perhaps? C’mon JY, what is your tribal status?
BTW: these crappola first nations status claims would go away if you had to claim tribal status with a particular band. In my business (commercial fishing) we deal with Tsawwassen and Musqueam first nations people all the time. They would use JY for fishbait if they found him claiming to be a member of their band.
Tell me that’s not the handwriting of a serial killer!!!
It’s the handwriting of a cereal devourer
I wouldnt even call that a handwriting, it looks more like Yaniv threw a punch of pens at a piece of paper and connected the dots.
Lemme tell you a story ‘bout a “girl” named Jess
He was fat and smelly and a real hot mess
His handwriting was that of a special ed student
And his lolsuits were absolutely stupid and imprudent
He loved to shovel junk food into his gob
And once upon a time, twiddle his tiny knob
One day he decided to get an operation
And become the President of Mutilated Troon Nation
So now he sits, alone, in his pigloo
Wondering and pondering whom he can sue
EMS workers, police, and the press
And the elderly folks who live alongside his crazy mother’s mess
He thinks of himself as a celeb activist, and more
But when they handed out brains, Jess was behind the door
His mother taught him all that he knows
About being a menace wherever he goes
Now Jess is looking at serious jail time
Because assaulting people is really a crime
And so is being a dirty ass pedo, a liar, a thief
In being a scumbag, Jess is the Chief!
I hope you like my little poem, Jon
I know you like rhyming, and you’re a fat moron.
It’s written with love—just kidding, it’s not
On the map of life, the Yanivs are a blot
Reader, I bow to thee! Most excellent, truthful rendition of the BC Hillbillies.
In fairness to jon it can’t be easy for him to hold a crayon with his hoof like hands.
It’s the handwriting of a serial IQ imbecile
Thank you, nNancy—appreciate it! I forgot you were re-writing the Clampett theme song, haha
I am so sick of these cretins demanding all of these rights and entitlements but DENYING THEM TO OTHERS. Why John?? Why can’t poor old Funk have someone speak on his behalf?? When your crone of a mother is demanding all of those services. You’re both taking the piss and everyone knows it.
It’s an absolute travesty that you, you POS and your flying monkey mother have been allowed to behave this way, in a court of law. It’s OUTRAGEOUS that the courts have even allowed you, a larping litigating fool to drag an ELDERLY man whom you bloody assaulted through the court system to gain $30,000 for fuck all. Both you and your mumpsimus mother need to get a grip and leave people alone. Hey, Jonny boy, you’re an absolute disgrace, you’re a disgusting slimy specimen of sputum, you don’t win court cases, you loose them. You’re a looser, you’re a lazy fucking pillock, thick as pig shit. You won’t win. You never do, maybe you should try crawling round the sewers looking for your lost lady penis clit, you’d have more hope of finding it than winning any court cases. Guess what though?? This is the year that your tenuous house of cards collapses and you’ll get everything that you deserve and no John, you vile narcissist, there’s nothing good coming your way, you don’t want equal rights, you want special treatment. You fake everything, disability, court documents, government money, university grades and orgasam too, because your fake clit fell off your fake Fanny because you couldn’t keep it clean and you don’t that understand the words SIT and SITZ are not used synonymously ya twit. Go find that dildo you were waving around to Sara. Maybe you can help cheer your mother up with it. Not like you can use it in that melted mess of a meat pocket is it?? Off you pop, fake it till ya make it and by make it, I mean make a mess of your own life with your own actions. You’re the instrument of your own downfall and you can’t see it. We can and it’s hilarious, oh how we all laugh at you together when we all talk. I can’t think of anyone who deserves it more than you and your demon of a mother. I’d call you a cockalorum but you wouldn’t understand what it meant and as stated before, you decided to start a lifelong career of being a eunuch. Enjoy it, this is the best life’s going to be for you.
First, considering Jethro’s background it was likely drilled into him he was a member of a special tribe, one beholden to nobody and deserving of special treatment. Jack would have seen to that. The public school system id’s Jethro as a sped, put up with his bullshit and shuffled him through. Then higher Ed steps in and gives this retard 4 years to do a 2 yr
Diploma. Then the Liberal asshole Trudeau as much as openly suggests troons are special, deserving special treatment and recognition. It’s no wonder the dickless one thinks he’s special. It’s what he’s been told all his life.
Ummm, just curious why the writer is using she/her pronouns for Jessica?
I’ve got no issue using the name Jessica since he did legally change his name and we respect that from everyone else (ie, we don’t call a married person by their maiden name when we’re angry at them). Calling a dude Jessica also just makes him look more ridiculous, but calling him Jon gives him legit ammo to cry transphobia. But she/her pronouns?? That’s feeding his delusions. I do, however, respect the writers choice to write however they wish on their platform, I was just curious if there’s a particular reason they’re calling him a she.
Shout out to Trev, love ya!
The reason they use the pronouns she and her is I’d imagine because if they don’t no dick boy would sue them for breaching his human rights. I use they and them on Twitter publicly because I refuse to use she and her, and in chats I use he and him (amongst others) they really are enough of a spunk rag to try and sue.
The Langley Holiday Inn costs at minimum $200/night, with fees+taxes included. I checked. That is $6000/month. That‘s gotta hurt. Good.
I feel sorry for housekeeping who has to clean up after that witch
Thats nore than she claims she gets all month. Add that on top of her mortgage, JYS mortgage, his car payment, and daily expenses…where’s this money coming from? Bet I know…Ilana, Miriams sister. Let’s face it, these selfish entitled grifters literally wouldn’t hand someone a free napkin they lifted from a restaurant if someone was bleeding in the street, so you think Miriam would let someone live with her if wasn’t massively profiting? Newp. Guaranteed illana had been funding a lot of this, for years!
If Granny Clampett is in a hotel then Jethro has indeed thrown her under the bus. How is he going to pay for his legal defense? I bet he turns to Legal Aid for this. How is he going to pay his car lease? We’ve been over this, there’s no way he gets enough to pay his bills even adding in his student grants. I don’t think he can get more than $10k/semester for living costs so $20k/year. He can’t pull down disability and get student loans unless he is committing fraud. I would not be surprised if he was. His car lease alone must be $400/month. Gas is easily $100-150. He must eat $2000/month to fill that enormous gut and keep those 5 chins inflated. This fat larping pedo pig has no idea I bet of even using a microwave to heat up a prepared meal. Door dash is all this tool knows. One of the local drivers has commented on twitter that Jethro gets meals delivered all the time. Even if Miriam gave him all her pension of $2200 it still doesn’t cover what this clown spends. Doesn’t he wash his car every day at one the wand wash places? That must cost $5-6 a shot to do it right,.
jon go to a wand wash? That would almost be like physical activity. Maybe that’s how miriam bathes fat ass but I doubt jon would actually put in that sort of effort to wash his little shitbox.
He claimed in the Arianna leaks that he was addicted to washing his car every day and it was $25 a day/per wash, or $75 a month. He said he went with the $75 a month. He could be lying tho, he lies about dumb shit like that.
Hey everyone, including MM and Chris, I noticed that you guys haven’t been putting up a quote of the day lately (unless I’m somehow missing it) so I have an idea, let’s all start adding a (preferably ridiculous) JYS quote in our comments. Who’s down? I’ll start – when talking Arianna about getting a job….”I’m gearing now towards executive roles, no more of that basic crap”
Here I was thinking nobody looked at that
I was thinking you should link the quote to the article or video that it came from
As for a car wash my guess he gets the works which is about $15 not close to $25 mot even close.With that said most places will offer a monthly pass they start at $60.
“READER”, you are the contributor of the year, that poem my friend gave me a hard on for hours, you are the literary genius that Jon tried to be and so desperately wants to be, but Reader, your poem was sheer magic, I could not do better myself, way to go sunshine. Badda Bing, Badda Boom fat Jon, jealous not? See what a real writer with a mastery of the English language can do Jon? Your poem was shite, this is ice cream with whipped cream and cherries on top. So let me get this straight. Jon Yaniv has filed an application stating that Mr. Funk’s counterclaim was filed maliciously with no reasonable prospect of success. Ha ha ha, I can’t wait for Simpson Litigation to spend half an hour putting his case forward. You must remember here that with Jon, facts do not matter. What is of primary importance is Jon’s delusions, he will argue in court that they are actual facts and that the facts are transphobic and just part of the white supremacist patriarchy. As far as his certificate of readiness goes, well this is a stroke of legal genius, say nothing, present no evidence and shock them into submission, while the judge is finding in Jon’s favour the defence will still be looking for Jon’s evidence which does not in fact exist, but give him an hour on the stand in his own defence where he can tell you that he’s a transgender woman, he is deaf, blind and has so many disabilities they cannot be listed on two sheets of A4 paper, he has to have a service dog to tell him when to eat, serve his meals and drive him around in his car, he has to use a mobility scooter, he has diabetes and he is still in a critical condition from multiple fatal car accidents, nobody ever uses his correct pro-nouns so he is a victim of hate speech and everybody that comes into contact with him is transphobic. He has been gang raped multiple times, including by Amy Hamm and he has been a magnet for sexual assault and rape because of the fact that he is a vulnerable nubile teen girl, it was no surprise to Jon that Steven the Ambulance man gang raped his breast. Then he should follow up with a note from his mum and this case is in the bag. ha, ha, ha, you delusional goose, wasting the courts time again I see, when will the madness end, I hope never as I am still laughing so hard with this latest story and Readers brilliant poem.
Ha!! Luv ya, Trev! Thanks!! x
ALSO, crying with your descriptions of Jon’s assaults and afflictions.
Ooops, another rhyme. Maybe you can set it to a hip hop beat, Jon? Being the awesome rap star you are and all.
Thanks for the shout out John Yaniv’s Beret, I hope you have a great day mate, isn’t this latest story a hoot mate? I haven’t laughed so hard since since he rang Sarah who catfished him.
John Yaniv’s Beret raises a good point. Should Johnathan thought of as a woman? Debatable. Genetic inquiry on a pattern for Male to Female or Female to Male Transformation is in its infancy. Studies have concluded that there are some identifiable Chromosomes. Twenty Genes have been identified, common to all cases. This Genetic study is important because Sociological push for Transformation in Young pre-pubescent people, or allowing children to change their Gender. If a DNA test could indicate Mis-Gendered individuals from those who want a Gender Change due to Societal Pressures. Kids getting hormone therapy, puberty blockers, and surgeries is criminal if there is no Biological DNA identified.
Johnathan for instance displays very little genuine Feminine features. Why use feminine pro-nouns? He doesn’t deserve them as he is a guy with a plastic version of authentic biological femininity. He has a deep voice, and lacks the mothering or empathy unique to biological females. He is a Fraud. Fetishes get confused with Femininity. He bragged about his ‘dime slot’, which may have flopped open like a cheap suitcase while in the Tub. He called EMS with an ‘Emergency” help out of the Tub. My theory is he was trying to explore his freshly installed ‘Dime-Slot’ instead of letting it heal. What he describes as a’ Dime-Slot” which is a perverted term, in reality resembles a bloated Hog Carcass that has been repeatedly kicked with a cowboy boot. There is nothing Feminine about John, and nothing appealing physically or mentally. It is an insult to Biological Females and Transgender Females with verifiable Mis-Gendering to say John is a Ms. The Gender Assignment is a Social Construct used by Johnathan for enabling Scams.
If Johnathan didn’t have the Trans-Gender Crutch to lean on many of his Scams would of fell flat immediately. The Wax Me Nuts Scandal, to having Taxpayer paid Surgery leading to Lawsuit claims would all have been prevented. Johnathan is a Mentally Ill Male who thinks he is a teenage Beauty Queen. I wouldn’t address him as a Female because he isn’t a Biological Female. His image is a Fetish that enables his true self, a Fraud and Scammer.
Oh, and I almost forgot, this is a man that could not find his lost clit. He went to thirteen different doctors who all told him that it had become necrotic and fallen off, he was advised to sweep the floor and check the vacuum cleaner, he just would not accept the facts, then a fourteenth person, a mere nurse claimed she found it deep in his upper pretend vagina somewhere and he took the bait, hook line and sinker and believed her, not realising that she just wanted him to go away as he was creeping her out with all of this clit talk from such a fat, ugly man. Is it no surprise that after losing 75 separate court actions, and failing all his law tests at SFU (yes Jon, we know mate) and then being told by his law lecturer that his IQ is not sufficient for him to learn law, that he still will not listen and files total rubbish like this, and he must have had his five year old brother with him as I see he filled out the paperwork.
If a nurse did find it stuck up there that is because he was breaking his post op care procedures and sticking whatever he could find in it. He doesn’t even dilate it daily. it is probably sealed shut by now. DFS is so much cooler then Jonathan Yaniv Eunuch Simpson.
jon boy…I know you read the threads here. I see how desperate you are for money & I have a solution for you. You should write an autobiography, I know I’d buy a copy, & probably most all readers here would buy one also
“My life as a global internet personality”
by J.S. Simpson
with a forward by Johnathan Yaniv
Think of it jonny, all the youtube videos dedicated to you, all the followers on the farms & here.
You could make bank
Go read his poem and his SFU papers on ResearchGate, he can’t write, but I’m sure that Disney would put out a Little Golden Book for the kiddies if he wrote it, now they’ve gone full woke, and Jon does love the kiddies. Still if he wrote it in his own words, i”d buy it and once the local Langley Child Abuse Squad read it there would likely be an arrest, that is if Jon writes the truth, you see, what’s the point of reading a biography if all of the skeletons don’t come out of the closet? I want to read the dirt and the filth we don’t know. Jon can’t write the full truth or he will incriminate himself in some pretty dastardly crimes involving children.
Trevor you miss my point. I’m not saying he would write a good or even readable book & I have to believe any book he could or would write would be fantasy, fetishes & bullshit.
My point is there are many that would buy it just for the laffs. Would you?
I just read that womb transplants may become available for transgender individuals. Are we ready for that? I can’t even…
Jon Yaniv is likely sourcing out the closest elephant womb to try it on for size
Ughhhhh. Who’d “father” that abomination? Rexy?
I doubt Jon would need a transplant anyway, being the avid menstruator he’s been since age 13–which Mummy swore to under oath. He already has the best, biggest, shiniest, most feminine uterus in all of Canada! That’s an enormous poo, you say?!
@reader, no fathering per se, jon would be inseminated just like a mare. Rubber glove that goes to the shoulder, slather it with lube and the ram it up his “vagina”. And if that doesn’t work bend him over and let a stallion have a go….kind of like Mr. Hands
yaniv must be giddy with the news. Who knows, maybe excited enough for it to kick start his inactive uterus and get those ovaries rockin’.
Hey Mouse & MeowMix-
TRUE Historical fact-In 1930, Landscape Painting Artist Einar Wegener, became the first M->F trans woman, changing ”her” name to “Lili Elbe” securing , who gained modern day infamy in 2016 in the movie “The Danish Girl”. Played by Academy Award nominated actor Eddie Redmayne, the biographical drama featured Wegener/Elbe’s life both before, and then after ”her” transition, as the world’s 1st recipient of “Male to Female gender affirming aka sex reassignment surgery”. After marrying his wife Gerda, who was also a painter and an art illustrator for various fashion magazines of the era, in 1904, it was then that Wegener-at his wife’s request and insistence-was known to have begun “cross-dressing”, frequently posing wearing women’s clothing, as the model for her artistic illustrator magazine work. Sometime during the earlier part of the 20th century, at the request of his wife, Wegener had begun to “cross-dress”, posing as a model for his wife (who was an art illustrator in multiple fashion magazines). the early part of the 1900’s. Wegener/Elbe discovered how much she enjoyed the feelings she experienced while cross dressing, and “she” began presenting as female in public, claiming to be a relative of Wegener’s, named “Lili”. Deciding that she wished to recognize her
dream of becoming a mother, and actually going through a pregnancy, between 1930-1931, Elbe underwent 4 separate surgical procedures; the first, removal of his testicles, second, was to implant an ovary into the abdominal cavity, the third, to remove his penis and scrotum, and finally, the fourth, was to transplant (and final surgical intervention) a donor uterus and “construct” a vaginal canal, ultimately resulting in the world’s 1st vaginoplasty. Unfortunately, Elbe’s immune system and her body “rejected the donor uterus just 3 months after it had been placed in Elbe’s abdominal cavity.
Einer Wegener/Lili Elbe passed away on September 13, 1931, just 3 months after the uterus transplant that was supposed to change his life, forever…many have agreed…it DID.
Elbe was 48 years old at the time of his passing.
Yes, Mr. Ed, I would buy his book, it would be well worth it, get to work Jon, by the way mate, I am a publisher, you get the manuscript done and I’ll arrange publication and distribution. I’ll take 50%, Deal?
Am I right in thinking 15th Feb (tomorrow) and onwards yaniv can weasel out of his VCHA grift?
Bets are on as to how long it takes him. Let’s see… greed and stupidity, the coven’s desperate need for dollars. Toughie.
I could almost feel sorry for this fat eunuch, if it wasn’t for the fact that he’s such a repulsive character.
Males won’t genuinely accept him into the fold as he’s no longer a male.
Females won’t genuinely accept him into their fold as there’s more to being female than just “a feeling”.
The TV community see him as nothing more than a wannabe activist who has done their community more harm than good.
It’s not “transphobia” that has put this vile mockery of nature where he is, he is just a vile individual abusing laws, processes, rationality and common decency.
I don’t feel anyone has ever accepted him or ever will. Understandably so. Even before the chop not one mention of a “lad’s night out”, equally since the chop no sign of a “night out with the girls”. Speaks volume.
Seriously, who the hell would voluntarily socialise with that? He should be embracing his mother’s company because without her he literally has no one.
One issue for upcoming Strata Meeting. Fire Insurance. If Miriam is let back in the Insurance will be jeopardized. Insurance Adjusters are good at finding excuses to not insure. If they catch wind of Miriam’s threats to burn it down, good luck.This is another example of why the Yaniv’s are Toxic, they impact everything on Earth Negatively. They are a dead loss, not human, evil and ridiculous. That Peace Bond breach has to be recognized in Court. Lawyer for Strata now, before meeting. My advice, always go with a Lawyer who is in an older well established Firm situated closest to the Court House.
Aha! Since Miriam has declared she will burn the building down she has given the insurance industry reason to deny her fire insurance. If I recall correctly my mortgage was immediately called if my property became uninsurable for any reason, but especially if fire coverage was not in place. The mortgage company would insure it and bill me but what if even the mortgagor can’t insure it under the existing ownership?
If the strata plays it right they can get the bank to force Miriam our if she can’t get fire insurance. Now if Jethro would only do something willingly stupid to get himself a permanent boot.