Jessica Yaniv Simpson was due in court April 17, 2023, to have applications to have two probation sentences ended early, in addition to a private prosecution process hearing (which will be canned, like they all are). After being bounced between rooms, the hearing was about to begin when something very suspicious happened – the courthouse fire alarm went off.
There’s no evidence that it was Jon Yaniv behind it, especially since he was on camera the entire time, but Miriam Yaniv was not in the room. Considering her history, and charges of falsely pulling fire alarms, it does make one wonder. Still, there’s no evidence saying she was behind it. Perhaps it was a drill, or a test.
Interestingly, as the alarm was going off, Yaniv demanded the Judge investigate it, stating that people were leaving him threats on Twitter and implying that viewers of the court hearing were behind the alarm. The Judge brushed him off and told him it was a fire alarm and to get out, more or less.
Less than 30 minutes later, Yaniv and others were back in the court room. Yaniv was argumentative, fighting with the sheriff about his devices, claiming they were for medical purposes only. Perhaps he’ll sue the sheriff next. Rexy was aggressive, causing the CART interpreter to, at one point, speak up that Rexy was disturbing her and her equipment, saying something like, “Oh no, those are my livelihood, please don’t!”.
Yaniv, not one to do anything with dignity, attended the hearing in his usual (and fading) black and floral print dress – and a wheel chair. He was frequently seen using his legs to push the wheel chair around.
The hearing began with the Crown declaring that they were absolutely opposed to reducing Yaniv’s probation period. The Judge asked Yaniv about this, and he responded that his probation officer says he’s doing great, and there’s nothing else she can do for him. Yaniv also noted that he was no longer able to attend the same counsellor as he was previously.
When the Judge asked for documents or statements from the probation officer to support Yaniv’s claims, Yaniv had nothing. He simply replied “That’s what she told me”. Once again, Yaniv showed up in court with no evidence or supporting document. Not even a note from Miriam this time.
After discussion, Crown, the Judge, and Yaniv agreed that since his probation was ending so soon, the conditions to report to his probation officer regularly and attend counselling could be lifted, but all other conditions remain in place. Yaniv asked if he could go to his probation officer and get a letter from her, but the Judge told him that Crown was opposed to any early end to his probation and that would be pointless.
Yaniv also asked if the two probation dates could be synced up. The probation period for his assault charge ends in July 2023 and the probation period for uttering threats ends June 2023. Yaniv claimed the mismatched dates were confusing for him and for Langley RCMP. The Judge suggested he should print off his probation orders and carry them with him to solve that problem.
Throughout the entire hearing, Yaniv sat in his wheelchair, arms draped across his stomach like it was an ottoman-for-arms, greasy hair stuck firmly to his head, and he frequently interrupted the Judge, who was quite patient with him. When he was told no to his requests, he’d do an awkward head tilt and stumble his words for a moment.
And what’s with the wheelchair? Is he too overweight to walk now? It’s clearly a prop – and it was an ineffective one. Neither the Judge nor the Sheriff made a single remark about it.
While it’s good to see Yaniv lose again (it’s probably genetic), it was disappointing to see the BC Court – and BC Crown Prosecutors – treading so lightly on this. Yaniv is a multi-time criminal who has incurred new charges while on probation. Many have wondered why that didn’t result in more severe consequences for Jon.
The hearing concluded with Jon receiving a copy of his revised probation terms and a reminder not to re-apply as it would not be granted.
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64 thoughts on “Jessica Yaniv Simpson Probation Variance Hearing Shenanigans”
I know more about wheel chairs than I care to admit so I can definitely say that Jonny knows nothing about wheel chairs, their use, upkeep – even the right sizing for the occupant. I do not know if he is renting that wheel chair or like the CART interpreter, the court supplies them on request, but I do have observations.
1.) That wheel chair is too small for him. His fat was oozing over and under the arm rests. If he was in it for any length of time, the frame would start to bend and warp. He needs a larger, reinforced one.
2.) We could not see if there were any disposable seat covers on the seat cushions, also because of his bulk. Considering his well documented leakage issues and adult diaper usage, that chair needs to be not only cleaned but sanitized when he returns it.
3.) It is obvious he does not know how to properly use the chair – from not putting on the brakes when he is stationary to using his legs to propel himself rather than the wheels.
Jonny your usage of the wheel chair for sympathy points would be more effective if you learnt how to use your prop properly.
His use of a manual propelled wheelchair negates all his past and current health / “injury” claims.
jonny, surprisingly, hasn’t thought it through.
He has improved from his brain tumor days when he needed mommy to push his fat ass around.
Our pillow princess will have to think of something else if his wheelchair, “service dog” and “threats”* aren’t working any more.
* what threats on Twitter? he’s lucky if he gets an acknowledgement let alone a threat.
It would have been as funny as hell if Miriam had been caught on vid pulling the fire alarm.
Twitter just made calling him Jonathan Yaniv or any trans by their original name not a nabbable offense…
Lots of tears tonight I expect.
I don’t read Musk’s tweets much but came across one… ”Drs who sterilise young kids should be imprisoned for life” (wtte) so that makes him ok in my book.
Sanity slowly, slowly returning. Enjoy your time on Twitter lads – cope, seethe and dilate.
Oh no!! So many hurt fee fees, so little time. But we all know big Jon is stunning and brave so I am certain he’ll be ok. Hilarious!!!
MM is ruining the comment section with overzealous moderation on par with third world countries like China and Africa. We would be so much further ahead if MM mod team simply left up the comments from truth tellers. As you know truth tellers in todays’ society take on extreme risks of violence from trans morons. From mass shootings to assaults on college and university campuses. Its’ a shame really. Why even refer people to this site if we can’t debate trans delusions from people like Jonathan Yaniv. Nothing I have posted can even be considered misinformation. Jon Yaniv is fat and trans are mentally ill. COVID started in China – is a bioweapon and some commenters here are severly misinformed on the topic its not a reason to remove posts. JY weaponized COVID for his own personal gain and he suceeded. Justin Trudeau and BC will help JY avoid prison you can be sure of it. They are vested in the trans communuity. None of this is lies lol Just inconvenient for trans. No reason for this post to be removed at all. The moderation was way way better months ago – what changed?
What changed? People got tired of reading posts like this every day and what used to be dozens of different commenters with a vibrant range of opinions is now the same 5 people posting the same thing every day. This site isn’t about your covid fetish or your imaginary truth tellers. It’s not even about the trans issue. it’s about Jon Yaniv. If you want to go on about COVID or China or bioweapons or attack the trans community please do elsewhere.
I understand this will be deleted, but it would be nice if you’d at least take the time to read it before censoring me. Its coming from a place of genuine concern.
Interesting how sensitive Chris is about the vaccine both here and on twitter; its clearly a sore spot for him. I get the impression that Chris knows he made a dire mistake by taking the vaccine so willingly. He also publicly disparaged those who did not….. just like Trudeau did. We’ll see how well that works out over the next 10 years…. hopefully cancer treatment is better by then.
Chris, why is all cause mortality so high (~20% greater now than pre-vaccine years) in countries with high vaccination rates? Why is the Canadian gov’t slowing down their release of these stats and data? Why are young children and teens developing heart disease that was unheard of in children only 2-3 years ago? How many families have lost their mothers, fathers, and children because of moronic assholes pushing the vaccine narrative on places like twitter?
It’s ironic that Chis is so passionately opposed to harming children though gender reassignment surgery and hormones, yet he’s just fine with injecting them with an untested and novel gene therapy for a disease that poses an exceptionally small risk to the general population. I certainly hope he didn’t allow his children to take it.
Approved just so I could reply.
What you’re missing is that this stuff has NOTHING to do with Yaniv and everyone is exhausted with COVID bs. You wouldn’t go on a Ford Mustang forum to bitch about COVID, or a tourist forum to discuss Bigfoot.
MM is solely about Jon Yaniv and making sure people learn what he’s doing to hurt people, how he does it, and hopefully prevent future victims from being scammed. That’s it.
TRBB and Long Jon… you’re the reason why we can’t have nice things. I love the comment sections, especially when people contribute different perspectives about Yaniv, and even some for a good chuckle. Stop ruining it for the rest of us.
Sorry but I’m here to chat and read about the yanivs, nothing more nothing less. If I want to be “informed” and / or chat about Covid, politicians, mass shootings and the likes I use bona fide news outlets or dedicated chat forums…I don’t turn to MMix. It’s like going into a photography forum and complaining that your posts are tagged off-topic when all you want to talk about is the price of shoe laces.
Personally I come here to be entertained by the feral family’s latest shenanigans, a temporary escape from the major horrors going on in the world.
Again, if folks want to chat about these topics look for another site there are thousands out there…or you could put your hand in your pocket and create your very own website – your site, your rules.
It really is that simple.
TRRB & Long Jon, honestly….shut the fuck up the pair of you! I’m sure there are literally thousands of reddit groups of other venues where you can spew your covid and earth is flat horseshit.
I’m sorry you are so angry, Jim. God bless.
Trbb, I agree with your covid stuff, but what don’t you get that this simply isn’t the place for it?Seriously!? This is about Jonathan Jessica Gill Serentity Yaniv Simpson, and him only. Please stay on topic and don’t ruin it for all of us. Everyone else, including Trevor Dunen, agrees and had been abiding by Chris’s uber modest request. Chris spends a TON of time & money on this, let’s respect his tiny request OR start your own blog and make your own rules. Easy peasy.
Did the Probation Office monitor his tweets? Threatening people like Donald Smith, and a Hospice worker was ok with Probation. Expressing interest in obtaining a weapon ‘in a month’?? Yaniv is trying to bury his old tweets and fill his account with boring links to Scientific Research. Imagine a Probation Officer claiming there is nothing more she can do for Yaniv?? What? What service did Yaniv hire the Probation Officer for? He has tried to flip the narrative, the Probation Officer works on behalf of Johnathan. No, talk about a Delusion, Johnathan is on Probation as a Court imposed punishment. Once again Johnathan wastes Court time and Resources for his Narcissistic Delusions.
Many of us have been also wondering whether or not the PO monitored his tweets and posts on SFU (in addition to his regular SM) student SM and what the guidelines to that type of monitoring & reporting are. Even if the PO was monitoring, there will be problems as SFU initially found out when students started to complain about FATBOY’s threats, racism & misogyny on the Discords, FB study groups & Reddit. When confronted FatBoy claimed he had been hacked and smirkingly demanded that SFU Prove It. He may have thought that SFU would then back off & give him free rein. It probably appeared that way to him but what actually happened was that SFU started documenting his behaviour & compiling a large enough file that could ban him from campus. It may be a similar situation with the PO But truthfully, their caseloads are so heavy, there simply are not enough resources to put into a minor (when compared to drug gangs, murderers, people traffickers, etc) criminal like Yaniv. What has changed however, is that the system is no longer treating him as an intellectually & emotionally challenged attention seeker & giving him a pass because of his stunted social skills and general stupidity. In order for him to get an aide in school which is when all this behaviour started, his IQ would have to have tested at around 70-80 Remember this is the intellectual giant who has now announced that they are going for a degree in Biochemistry. I would even trust him to wash the lab beakers & tubes without fucking it up.
Maybe if we all pitched in $5 we could crowd-fund sending him a trophy. “Dumbest Person Alive”.
Do we know how he got to court, who unloaded his wheelchair?
I don’t have any info but in the past he used BC’s handy dart service to avoid parking fees. I can see him doing this to get priority front door dropoff.
I can’t see him rolling out of his condo, all his props & rexy in tow, down the elevator & out the door to the bus stop. A report from langley resident would be nice?
Handy Dart comes to the roundabout, parks under the vestibule and calls up to the unit. The traveler either can get down to the lobby on their own or they have a companion with them. It’s then up the the Dart staff to load the land whale and strap it down so it doesn’t shift and tilt the Dart bus over.
The bigger question, where’s the scooty puff? Does Miriam have the keys to it and she refuses to hand them over?
As for the wheel chair its possible due to his weight he no longer can walk.My guess he has been told to lose weight 80-100 pounds go on a strict diet cut out the sweets and booze.
He was being told to lose weight back in 2019, was even prescribed pills / given injections but here we are 4 years later.
Medically documented as “obese” and diagnosed with diabetes didn’t put the fork down…there’s no helping the anorexic yanivs of this world.
Tell him there’s a 10-year-old in the washroom needing help with a tampon and he would set a new sprinting record. The only people who would ever download your comment would be Jethro and Granny themselves.
@ Long Jon, since I can not reply to your post directly , I’ll do so here. firstly I agree the moderation is sad, and I disagree with it. Secondly I agree about kung faux flu; however: Chris is protecting MM as this site is doing great things in exposing and keeping johnny and crazy mommy antics exposed. He is protecting MM from fate kiwi has been through , I don’t like the censorship but I understand it and can respect his position. The kung faux flu, this is about yaniv not that. Chris an I are on opposing sides on it, but for you call him out as hypocritical and disparaging to others I disagree with. Chris is entitled to his thoughts,opinions and beliefs as are we. I speak with Chris regularly and its always civil, even though we share opposing views on virus/masks/vax. I think Chris is solid guy we don’t have agree and align on every topic. my twitter is @JayD6665
If this were my site, I’d enforce forum rules:
(1) No commentary is visible till I approve it,
(2) Every person is limited to two comments per posting,
(3) Postings must substantially relate directly to the Yanivs,
(4) Maximum 300 words per posting.
We’ve considered similar rules but decided to leave it more open, and it created a vibrant and fun community. Lately it’s been weighed down with off-topic stuff and it’s tiring.
I see nothing wrong with deleting anything that doesn’t have to do with Yaniv.. that is the purpose of this site.. anything else is noise.
I was on a site that was created in reaction to the woke trying to take over a vibrant atheism movement about 10 years ago (btw, the woke took the atheism movement over and killed it). The site was pretty much an absolutist free-speech at any cost site(a left liberal site that hated the authoritarian left – the woke). The loonies reduced the site to maga election was stolen, chem-trails, pizzagate, bill gates is the devil or something, fauci is the devil or something. They ran every sane person off the site. Don’t let it happen to this site. They are losers, low/no information personality disorder conspiracy-nut type people and they will destroy your site until all that is left is them and their craziness. Trust me, they won’t go away.
Very good point Chris. This site has always been about Yaniv and his family. It boggles one’s mind how Covid, Liberals, Socialism and what not have to do with Jon’s garbage.
For this of you whining about Meowmix being moderated you can talk to more of your kind on other forums.
Reading some people’s postings here, it’s fun yo think everybody is a lawyer, doctor or some other professional after watching a hour of social media. I guess people who spent 10 years in school wasted their time. For those of you are going to give a down symbol, I’ll bet if any of of you got a brain tumour none of would watch YouTube video and tell your friend to do like on the video.
This site is Chris’s and it’s his rules. Look forward to more civil comments instead of moronic comments.
As a individual who has been personally effected by the Yaniv’s outrages behaver, including being sued along with verbal and physicals confrontations with these parasites, I would like to comment on the following:
I would like to start by thanking the meowmix group for their outstanding reporting and tireless efforts to keep all of us current
on the Yaniv’s outrages and pathetic antics, meowmix have my total support, respect and gratitude. Saying that I would ask everyone to please respect the wishes of Chris and his group in regards to keeping this site respectable.
The wheelchair, we all know that JYS doesn’t need one and only uses it as a prop to try to get sympathy when in court.
Rexy the dog, we all know that’s not a trained service animal again being used to get sympathy when in court or possibly
as bait for future lawsuits that JYS could launch against unsuspecting small businesses that refuse them entry.
Hearing disability, we all know that Miriam defiantly has a degree of deafness, however JYS is totally faking it.
We all know all the medical devices that JYS has hanging off his body to monitor every possible illness existing are all for show.
The countless public resources that these two individuals unnecessarily have called upon these past few years in regards to our Police, Fire and ambulance services is disgraceful.
One that stands out which I will never forget was a few years ago, a 14 year old teenager took some bad drugs in a near by park,
wander off from his friends and died before anyone good find him. At the exact same time several of our RCMP officers on duty where busy dealing with a situations at our building a couple of blocks away from that park that of course was initiated by the Yaniv clan.
Just wondering if that teenager could have possibly been found and treated before he died if more RCMP where on site to look for him instead of attending our building.
Yes the Yaniv’s put themselves first and think that EMS are their personal staff. An actual emergency can be ignored to please the sick delusions of the Yaniv’s. They are Toxic and have no empathy for others. What a sad miserable lives the Yaniv’s have.
RIP CC! My neighbour was friends with him and in his grade. That was a very traumatic event in walnut grove. The teens that forced him to take those drugs, shared it on Snapchat laughing and left him to die. What a great community we live in eh?
Maybe his life would have been saved if resources weren’t wasted by those pathetic yanivs
“Interestingly, as the alarm was going off, Yaniv demanded the Judge investigate it, stating that people were leaving him threats on Twitter and implying that viewers of the court hearing were behind the alarm. The Judge brushed him off and told him it was a fire alarm and to get out, more or less.“
tsk tsk tsk Was Jonathan reading twitter in court? I though SFUJessica turned off comments, on twitter. Who can reply?
People @SFUJessica follows or mentioned can reply (270 followers)
Finally, sfujessica is doctor certified to only be abdominal obese according to medical reports submitted in support of the improper application during liquid nitrate (silver nitrate) treatment. I am sure that svelte non-abdomen body parts don’t require a wheelchair so there must be another yet undocumented requirement./sarc
This opinion is mine and mine alone. It is not AI generated..(something JYS can’t use in their email signature or twitter handle)
Yaniv is a Narcissistic Sociopath, of-course a fire alarm is a threat to his majesty, the world revolves around a mean-spirited Enuch called Jessica who has a real name Johnathan. His real name wasn’t good enough for his delusional fantasies of being something he isn’t. He lives in an alternate reality. A fire-alarm in a Court Building is connected to my Twitter persona. A clinical psychologist would have a hard time unpacking all the mental issues inflicting Johnathan. Too many gene altering steroids and abuse of harmful transgender prescription drugs. I truly believe he will snap one day, he obviously isn’t in control of his own thought processes-he is a mutated sexless eunuch.
His mother is somewhere in the building when the alarm goes off, his first thought isn’t “Where’s my mum?…OMG I hope she’s ok…I’ve got to find my mum to see if she’s safe” but rather me, me, me.
What the big man might learn one day is you can’t just say hey i am a care giver and thats it.
Jessica, busting out of his floral dress
Wheeling his wheelchair through his service dog’s mess
Is an enjoyable thought, I must confess!
Why he continues humiliating himself is anyone’s guess.
I could go on and on, but I digress—
If the question is “He must be stupid?” The answer is “ YES!”
Try as he may to bray and impress
Other people with lies about his success
He remains merely a potatohead pest.
Note from Reader: sad to see that the same comments section nonsense is still happening and that Chris is still begging people to smarten up and cut it out. Good to see, however, that Jessica’s theatrics fail to sway the courts. Do I smell jail? Or is that just an untreated infection?
Nice to see you back.
I would just like to address the stupid part. Of course it seems blatantly obvious that he’s dumb af. However, a person a little wiser than me once said something along the lines of “extreme social ineptitude can hide animal intelligence”. It makes sense. Im just still not sure if it applies to Jon tho. Lol.
Sound like anyone we know?…
A UK driver, involved in a rear ended bump, has lost his £22K claim for injury / loss of income and may now be liable for £12K in legal fees.
The bloke had claimed that the “injuries” left him unable to go to the gym/swim/ play sports etc and was even incapable of cleaning his house. However insurers became suspicious due to the “severity of his injuries”, pics on social media proved their suspicions correct.
He claimed “the injuries had turned his world upside down…his mobility had been severely limited by the accident.”
Would love to know how much compo jonny is grifting and how much he’s already had “on account”.
Yaniv is fat
If he didn’t barge into the alphabet mafia and their billion dollar warchest, he’d be doing 10-20 years in prison for his many crimes right now.
Hahaha, from the bloke who can’t pronounce “literally” correctly.
Is this Professor Yaniv’s work? He is a top flight Researcher now. Two semesters in SFU as a Mature Student. Amazing catapult to the top of Academia.
I’ve watched, over the years, the Canadian courts miraculously curing yaniv’s “profound health problems” so I’m not surprised in the least to see SFU curing his low IQ.
Although, for some reason, he seems to be concerned about a SFU Prof suspecting Chatgpt being used on a submitted Crim paper.
Big man your jewish not native its not shocking as you claim to be a women yet your just a fat man in a wig.
Only jonathan yaniv born and raised in Canada by Ashkenazi Jewish parents, and had Ashkenazi Jewish grandparents, could claim he is First Nations.
No different really to his claims of being a 100% biological woman, being anorexic, being “cute” and being part of SFU academia.
He either forgets or ignores that his ancestral heritage is documented on medical notes he submitted to court.
Big J, in Obesity not Stature, used the Indigenous designation to be prioritized for a COVID Jab. Always and angle to his deceptions and scams. I’m not sure who among us pointed that out but I read it and give them credit for seeing the angle Jonnica was using.
The one medical problem the Canadian/BC Courts can’t minimize is Johnathan’s Mental Illnesses. It is a laundry list of Mental Instabilities stemming from both his psychotic Mother’s tainted DNA and his chemical cocktails to transform himself into a Teenage Girl-his fantasy life of beauty pageants and socializing with other teen girls. His Tax-payer funded Transition Surgery luckily made him into a sexless Eunuch. He castrated himself and all the AI altered photos of his ideal self can’t be made into the real Johnathan. Johnathan has to look into a mirror to apply a thick waste of make-up and see the real Johnathan. OMG I’m obese and unattractive! He chooses to ignore reality and lives in AI generated Virtual Reality while Fantasies of get rich quick scams dance through his damaged brain stem.
His ResearchGate page still lists him as SFU “Faculty of Arts and Sciences”
And yet he was hauled on the carpet and expressly told not to, in any way, hold himself out as a representative of SFU in any shape or form. I’d say listing yourself as belonging to the “Faculty of Arts and Sciences” contradicts what he agreed he would no longer engage in. Will there be any blow black from SFU? If their past actions are any indicators of their future actions nothing will happen to him. SFU will turn a blind eye> It’s so nice of them to clearly indicate to the world they really don’t care about academic integrity, but woke points are all that matters.
SFU only cares about Tuition. They pump out Grads constantly with no regard to saturating the market, Universities are one of the oldest scams. That doesn’t mean they will tolerate Jonnica’s use of SFU as his affiliation when using fraudulent posts like “Professor Jessica Yaniv”. That picture of the Trans Jabba the Hut receiving an Environmental Award with the SFU Group was the header of his Twitter [email protected]. Jonnica just joined the group two weeks earlier and he felt entitled to an award. He wanted the photo to give an impression for his [email protected] Twitter account. See how awesome I am? I’m running for every Student Council Position-look at me everyone-the wax-me-nuts celebrity who was ridiculed by Alex Jones. I am somebody. No, you are a Scam Artist that should be Incarcerated.
@Felix and nNANcy
Not even a relatively humble teaching assistant, only the highest echelon for Langley’s clagnut. If you’re going to lie then lie big, right? Only problem is, a good lie is one that’s believable and who the feck believes him? Once they catch on to his AI use it’ll be back to slinging booze for our boy, if he’s lucky.
We’ve been reading his outrageous lies for years now and, as slow as it’s been, they have always caught up with him.
His indigenous lie is more serious I feel, that actually affects people.
Yes, that is the entry program for Mature Students. Under Arts and Sciences is sub-categories such as Criminology. You can declare a Major in Criminology and your course requirements will be concentrated in Criminology Courses and some breadth requirements are the electives you choose under the Faculty of Arts and Sciences Umbrella. Arts and Sciences Faculty is basically a Generic Label.
Jon reckons he’s an indigenous Canadian, he also reckons he’s a third year student and he is so excited about studying chemistry and biology, perhaps he should study the chemistry and biology of a biological woman and man so he knows the difference. He also reckons he wrote a 9000 word essay by hand! Bullshit to all of the above, if you could still masturbate, this proves you’d be at it, get your hand off it mate and pull the other leg, it plays jingle bells. All of this study is a waste of time, because of his criminal record and up-coming criminal charges he could not get a police clearance to work in any lab in the world, nor could he work in any government department and any place where has access to personal records. If ever he finally qualifies as anything he will get a rude shock because of his past. I would give him a job here in outback Western Australia as a camel driver but he smells far too much and on top of that he’d scare the camels, they’d think they were being approached by a large bullock and run and the smell would confirm that and on top of that, we drink men’s beer here, Melbourne Bitter or Fosters Lager, there is not a Bud Light to be seen and if you went in the women’s toilets in a pub out here in the outback they’d be calling an ambulance for you quick smart.
Haha I rode a Camel in Australia. The thought of Johnathan in the Out Back would be an excellent Reality show concept. Trans Scam Artist Jonnica in Alice Springs-will he survive? Johnathan wouldn’t survive in any natural environment, this is natures way of culling the herd except we created cities that allow misfits to thrive in.
Oh good god yes! Drop our boy into Alice Springs where he can use that massive IQ to survive. It’s a fair dinkum challenge I reckon. Maybe if he survives then a walkabout to Darwin to best a salty is in order seeing as he’s indigenous after all (hey, indigenous on one continent, indigenous on all right?)
I would pay an insane but reasonable sum to watch those antics.
jonny as a chemist for a Mexican drug cartel?
Ha-Ha-great idea-he is a Forensic Chemistry expert, he posted an article about Fentanyl Forensic Research. They would punt him immediately and he would file a BCHRT complaint for wrongful dismissal. I was canned because I am Trans. yadayadayada
Coopers and Dog Bolter-Bundaberg Rum-I do miss Oz.
“…he wrote a 9000 word essay by hand”
This intrigues me. He says he’s “neurodivergent” and has a neurological problem that, he claims, makes it difficult hold a pen therefore he can’t write like an adult should so why has he not continued to type out his work, particularly, this “essay”? So is he…
1. spell checking every single, handwritten, word?
2. grammatically checking every single, handwritten, sentence?
3. or submitting a badly spelt, grammar disaster piece of work expecting it to be accepted as degree standard?
4. or has he plagiarised and AI’d it to death, ie typed, and then handwritten it out**? If so, why?
** Is AI more difficult / impossible / too time consuming to detect with handwriting (I’ve never used the software so genuinely don’t know)? Or is it for some sort of sped sympathy?
I get the feeling, unless the Uni requires it to be handwritten (in this day and age?), he’s trying to cover up cheating.
As for “indigenous” – he’s hidden a tweet asking what nation / who he’s registered with…as you do when you’re honest.