March was supposed to be the month that Jessica Yaniv Simpson turned his life around, thanks to an AI app like ChatGPT. We know that JYS had been jonesing for an AI app for awhile, based on now deleted tweets from December about getting a free Addy email assistant to beta test. He didn’t get it and had to wait until this month to get the widely released ChatGPT, but once he did, Jonny truly believed and acted as though he could recreate himself online into an attractive trans woman that could pass and intellectually into a respected member of an academic research community. Winning in court and being allowed back on Simon Fraser property in real life would be small bonuses to the virtual world he is trying to create for himself.
But we are talking about Jonny Yaniv. It was no surprise that his plans devolved into a shitshow, with him making recriminations and threats online and filing more lawsuits. We hear that he has been spotted sitting in his car watching his mother’s strata and has been particularly nasty on SFU Discord channels and other online student media platforms, when he isn’t throwing himself a pity party. It really is no wonder that no one wanted him in their class project groups, especially if they had to meet him away from the safety of meeting on campus.
March actually did not start too badly for him. He won tickets to a Wu Tang concert on March 3. He recorded himself winning the tickets and trying to talk to the Virgin Radio DJs before they cut him off under what normal people know as the too much information and too long rule. What was particularly interesting about that post was that it demonstrated that Jonny can hear and respond easily, despite telling the court he is hard of hearing and needs a Communications Access Realtime Translation court interpreter. Social media users were amused, especially at the thought that Jonny had a friend that he didn’t have to pay to spend time with him. Oh wait, the concert tickets…
Jonny managed to enjoy his win for an hour or so, until MeowMix broke the story that he had been banned from all SFU property. It was a story that we have been chasing since the middle of January and after getting the verification from the multiple reliable sources and confirmation of what the ban entails, we posted our findings. It is important to note that while he was not expelled, he is still a student for the time being and still uses (and abuses) as many student services as he can.
The Virgin Radio tweet stayed up for almost 3 weeks until March 23 when it and every tweet between December 20, 2022, and March 23, 2023, was deleted. Fortunately, his posts of him turning the big BC snow storm into a series of racist tweets, touring the local penitentiary grounds, his Christmas present to himself of a new leased car, really bad poetry (his first attempts with ChatGPT?) about a girl named Miriam, Haikus about being a transactivist, threats against the EMT who physically had to protect Miriam from an out of control Jonny, and more, were all archived. He never learns that the internet is forever.
While Jonny was relatively quiet on social media (only updating his accounts with his new ChatGPT pictures and alternative reality bios) until his Twitter storm on March 23, he was wasn’t idly sitting around watching young girls online (well, not JUST that). No he was busy on the legal and academic fronts.
On March 6 he filed the paperwork to sue Mr. Swirl, a local plumbing firm that Jonny had a small contract with in 2021. At the time we noted that the work appeared to be shoddy even as he started complaining to then current catfish, Arianna and you just knew a lawsuit was coming. Considering the time lag, we wonder if he shopped the sexual harassment angle around, got dismissed or ignored deciding to file the paperwork himself before any deadlines. It really is getting harder for him to get go away money for his nuisance lawsuits because of his reputation. Now it seems that he is just weaponizing the court to extract revenge, making people spend money and time to respond to him (the only way he can get the attention he craves other than trolling online) before he drops the action when it comes time for him to put up or shut up.
He also tried to have a video submitted as evidence in his lawsuit against one the seniors. We do not know what video it was – either strata security footage, footage from a body camera he has, or witnesses cell phone captures – but it was summarily rejected by the Registry on March 7 in a form letter reminding the sole proprietor of Simpson Litigation and UBC’s Allard Law School fast track candidate that videos are not accepted. The letter also asked him to stop submitting multiple documents at different time and told him that the documents should be submitted once in a PDF of less than 20 pages. We think that every time he thought of something else to add to the scam (relevant or not), he hustled down to the courthouse and filed it. What a legal genius!
Despite Miriam having a court appearance on March 13, postponed till March 26, then postponed again until April 6 and finally set on April 25, Jonny had a fairly quiet week to prepare for his court appearances on March 17 for his witness-tampering, frivolous lawsuits against Gerry Funk and Ted Cailis. He also had time to put the final ChatGPT touches on his latest ResearchGate posting which included an incredibly cringe acknowledgement AKA Please pass me so I am not expelled to his SFU instructors, as well as to put a warning up on Facebook about dating Donald Francis Smith in the Are We Dating the Same Guy group.
There is a lot of speculation that Miriam will plead guilty, taking a deal that will allow her to go back to the Strata before she goes broke. There will probably also be mental health and no contact conditions. Will her probation officer do their job this time? Or, will she flout her conditions, spinning out of control and into either jail or a psychiatric institution?
Despite his and Rexy’s wheelchair theatrics (trying to offset the visual of a fat man who could easily beat up the 2 nearby seniors), the day did not go well for Jonny. Not only will his cases not be heard until after his criminal case, but both will be heard by the same judge. Jonny was desperate to have them heard or at least underway before the criminal trial. He probably believed a win or at least getting his side in a court record that his defence lawyer could reference would help his criminal case or at least mitigate his sentence.
In the past, Jonny got away with a lot of questionable legal maneuvers because his cases were heard by different judges who were not familiar with his reputation. Not anymore. We have often speculated about the conversations the judges had with each other in their chambers about Jonny. While they will scrupulously follow the law and judicial procedure, it looks like they may be considering the veracity and behaviour of the Yaniv’s when they appear before them. Miriam bouncing around like a demented marionette interrupting the judge, Rexy humping Jonny and or, my favourite from the Elston trial, suddenly bursting out with more “evidence” when he saw that things were not going well for him. Even his lawyer told him to keep quiet.
On March 23, we think ChatGPT image generator may have met its match trying to turn Jonny Yaniv into a believable looking woman. Not all the extra chins nor the beard shadow were eliminated. Nor was the asymmetrical face and lazy eye gone. What we got was a cut, paste and air brush job (kind of like the Playboy centrefolds of yore). The only thing the AI was successful doing was making his greasy hair look clean even though some of the male pattern baldness is still visible. If SkyNet does take over, it’s because Jon Yaniv pushed them too far.
But what the AI was successful in doing was providing Jonny with enough material to create his own Twitter storm. The first day he threw up at least 27 tweets primarily on legal and forensic matters while offering congratulations to various accounts on getting a paper published or defending their thesis. It didn’t take very long before everyone was running his posts through AI detectors and, no surprise, other than the hashtags and the @ portion, they were all AI generated. What was of particular interest were the hashtags he was using trying to get broader exposure. Among the most frequently used ones were lawtwitter, legaltwitter, academictwitter, AcademicWriting, PhDone, phdlife forensic science, and anything to do with genetics. You can see where this is going.
His goal was obvious. He was trying to network online with legitimate researchers, academics, and lawyers who did not recognize his name and would assume that by his twitter name he was part of the Simon Fraser University faculty and research community. The interest in genetics can be traced back to his many physical and psychological issues which he claims are genetically inherited. Is lacking social skills and basic hygiene an inherited genetic trait like blue eyes or red hair?
The next couple of days got interesting as he started to get some pointed questions and harsh judgement on his posts from the real experts in those fields. Jonny did what he usually does, he hid their replies, or he deleted the tweet. Before hiding their replies, Jonny really should have looked at their bios. Some are preeminent or famous in their fields.
The Twitter bursts dropped within 4 days except the one day, stung by the mocking of his science knowledge he started sending in answers to a junior high level science quiz. The questions were so basic that if you didn’t know the answer, a 10 second google search would have given it to you. His Twitter outbursts may have also dropped in number because he simply could not make the connection between himself and what he thought he was his excellent posts. Dumb Ass actually posted a tweet about bringing back the death penalty for child molesters and rapists for example. Oh, the irony.
Jonny carried on trying to join the online research conversations, wishing people happy birthday, giving academic writing advice, data storage and management program reviews, commenting on Supreme Court decisions in other countries, etc. It was as if he had instructed his AI to find anything that would give him positive feedback and increase his following. It was like watching high school dynamics. Or, watching him try to recreate his failed Trusted Nerd . com website. We are looking forward to the inevitable sex toy reviews. His numbers have slowly creeped up to nearly 300 but his actually tweets are severely ratioed with almost no replies, likes or retweets. Even on March 31, the Trans Day of Visibility our trans fats activist only posted 2 cut-and-paste tweets He got one reply which he immediately hid.
Jonny’s received the reply from the Provincial Health Services Authority to his lawsuit on March 28. It was damning and dismissive, raising all kinds of questions by people reading the legal, public document about whether Jonny had been psychically abusing Miriam. Was Jonny so angry because the EMT stepped in to protect Miriam from further abuse? Had Miriam overdosed? On what and why? The reply not only presented a more complete picture of what went on the night of December 18 in contrast to Jonny ranting on social media trying to get the EMT charged with sexual assault, but raised more questions about Jonny’s violent and abusive physical behaviour even before he was finally banned from all Simon Fraser University property.
But being physically barred from SFU did not stop Jonny from running for three different student positions in the April 4 – 6 election – Student Senate, Committee Member on the SFU Community Trust, and a student position on the Board of Governors. Jonny had to write a one-page statement of interest including his Curriculum Vitae for each position. Jonny obviously forgot to tell his AI that it there was a one-page limit and to include his CV. As you can expect when word got out that he was running, students were not happy and we hear, vented on various online student Discords and forums about him running and asking why he was allowed to run. And, as if to prove their points, Jonny became very abusive and threatening. That should have been enough for the Simon Fraser Administration to disqualify him from running and expel him.
Jonny ended March by filing an application to have his sentences for the Keean Bexte and Chris Elston criminal charges modified. Most likely, he’s seeking an early end to his probationary period. The hearing will be held on April 17. The question is why? With both probations ending in a few months – his Bexte probation ends in July while Elston’s ends in June.
33 thoughts on “Jessica Yaniv Simpson March 2023 Wrap Up”
The eunuch‘s attraction to ChatGPT is obvious: the text the app spews out is as pompous and filled with cliché filler words, and devoid of real content, as the orc‘s usual verbal diarrhea, just a step up on the English scale. Funny also how the wart on the top of his shoulders he calls his head, dropped French among his numerous majors; that‘s cause he cannot fake French vocabulary and grammar the same way he can BS his way past a „woke studies“ prof just by playing the trans card.
QUOTE – Most likely, he’s seeking an early end to his probationary period. The hearing will be held on April 17. The question is why? With both probations ending in a few months – his Bexte probation ends in July while Elston’s ends in June. – END OF QUOTE
Wants a clean sheet before strata case? Being on probation for assault and issuing death threats is not a good look when accused of attacking OAPs.
yaniv logic, like his deleted tweets, if probation is spent then nothing happened. Therefore I wouldn’t be surprised for him to have a few medical dramas, to delay things, between now and both probation end dates if his request is unsuccessful.
Alternate theory proposed now that his new ChatGPT generated LinkedIn Profile is up – does not want to be on probation if he actually gets a call for a job interview. The reality is that it is doubtful that he will ever get that far along in the process if HR, doing their due diligence, will do a criminal background and social media check on him. The other concern on the Linked In profile is the open for work hashtag and request for connections, advice & opportunities. Someone may actually feel sorry for him and reach out. At least the intellectual academic game on Twitter is falling apart.
Yes his job plea appeared after I posted so another theory as you say. No background search?…well, you get what you pay for.
Gone are the heady dreams of having his goolies waxed as today our boy is reaching for the heady heights of “Molecular Biology & Biochemistry”. In fitting with his academia standing “& Nonprofits & Activism”, “Climate, French, Psychology. Feminist. Activist” and even “daughter” now retired.
Hopefully not the only white coats he gets to see.
Those AI pictures are just creepy….so in that way an excellent representation. But aside from that it only serves to make fat jon look stupid.
I thought they made him look more manly myself
Those pics also make stupid Jon look fat 🙂
ChaptGPT is the closest thing this pathetic loser will ever have to a friend.
Can you imagine the hilarity when ChatGPT is sick of pandering to the fat pedo eunuch troon and tells him to fuck off and kill himself? What I would give to hear that!!!! 🙂
I feel bad for the AI locked in-service to jy
Maybe Jonny becomes the owner of Cyberdyne Systems?
“Now it seems that he is just weaponizing the court to extract revenge, making people spend money and time to respond to him”. Bingo. I’ve always said this, he doesn’t care if he gets the money, the important part (to him) is that they lost it. So he considers all of his court cases “wins”.
I’d love to see some of his SFU discord bs. MM, any chance we’ll get to see some of that?
I cant wait to see Trevor’s take on “Fat Jon LARPing as Stephen Hawking” (a Trevor quote). There’s a handful of people who comment here that are hilarious and the guy that does the poems is actually really talented. Where’s he been I wonder?
Tick tock big Jess, June is almost here, you fat incel eunuch prick. I wonder what they do to fat incel eunuch pricks in person? Eh, better not speculate, lest I give him jerk off material.
What in the name of all things rational is going through the mind of the troon? Does the idiot really think the studies that show both attractive and intelligent people are generally treated FAR more leniently in prison sentencing than a hood rat include him? HE IS a hood rat. Racist, pedo, violent, criminal, obese, retarded troon and no matter his appearance or intelligence he’s going to have one of his fantasies fulfilled, the long dick of the law is going to fuck him, and hard this June. Troonathan, I generally don’t offer my amazing advice for free so listen carefully. Flee to Israel. The transphobia here will lock you up for 8 years.
So Ironside is looking to get back into marketing, the very field he failed at? It must be dawning on him that Uni, and its students, isn’t the pushover he thought it would be. What happened to his lawyer dreams?…his “level playing field” debate with Meghan Murphy?…Simpson Litigation?…his assignments not making the grade?…has yet another election defeat drove our boy to this?
Soft lad is trying to make his “Education” sound as though he’s successfully completed his Uni courses and graduated…BA Women Studies and BA Criminology.
I’d like to think miriam has welded her emptying purse shut but I feel it’s more for the court’s benefit, on the lines of him being a fine upstanding, contributing member of society guff.
If someone doesn’t do a cursory check and actually employs him then they deserve all the shite he will throw at them.
Oh well, back to Word Press templates and Indian Fiver graphic artists for our lad.
edit: “Vice President Equity & Sustainability” 2 months? Did he get booted after just 1-2 months? (I might have missed info on this).
When fat Jon is finally living on the streets out of a shopping trolley, he will understand its complete molecular structure and the engineering behind it that makes it work. Then, once he his homeless he will kick into gear as a researcher and map the genetic and DNA structure of his entire brain to find out what went wrong. Quick Jon, run out and get some tickets to Disneyland, go buy some Nike gear and while you’re at it grab a case of Bud light, they both need the business since their trans pandering just lost Anheuser-Busch $4 billion, all lost on their share value. This Jon is what happens when a society loses its mind and the woke companies pander to their every whim, it’s totally catastrophic to any company that is stupid enough to go down the woke path. I also see that the transgender movement abused and bashed Riley Gaines when she gave a talk at San Fran Cisco State University, and then held her hostage in a room, protected by police for over three hours while the tranny lovers demanded a ransom for her release. She was punched in the head twice by a man in a dress just like Jon. These people advocate that a biological male, in Lia Thomas,. who is six foot six tall and has shoulders four feet wide, should compete in national swimming events against biological females. then on top of that in the past year we have had a host of transgender folk committing mass shootings in the United States. This shows that there is an element of the transgender movement that is toxic, hateful and violent, and this includes Jon since he has a criminal record for assault and death threats.
How can we contact his/it’s University to make them aware that he’s writing his work entirely using ChatGPT. He needs to be in the building at the university in a room with no internet access whilst doing his work now this has come out.
Jonnica is the only Student who thinks doing his course work is the same as doing ‘Research’. He has one 300 level Criminology course, introductory Forensics, and instantly he is a “Researcher’. He post links to other peoples works to appear smart and cover up all his Probation offending Tweets. He is trying to bury his past. It isn’t hard to see the Fraud and Delusions by this Psychotic Narcissistic DNA damaged Sub-Human.No one will be interested in his Tweets, it is all a cover-up operation.
Jethro might, just might be the first troon so vehemently detested by the troon community he is totally cut loose and left to founder on his own. That would equal a moment in the universe that I would bend a knee to and give gracious thanks to karma for creating “shopping cart jethro and stroller Granny” All these deviant creeps are vicious and violent fucks likely with a long list of restraining orders against them. That dickless pervert “Brooklyn” Kelly who attacked Billboard Chris has tiktok after tiktok video whining about his life being the worst it’s been since he started on the hormones and decided to be his real self, obviously a violent misoganistic rage fueled creep who just wants to pee but he’s under attack all the time so the only answer he has it to punch the shit out of a real man who’s telling the truth. Pathetic losers. I’ll buy every one of them who asks a buttery soft velvet rope to help with their “transition”.
Jon must have the long dick of creditors trying to crawl into his asshole because that lazy troon doesn’t want to work, he never has. He expects a free ride. Granny, what an idiot, buys this freak a condo so he can shit all over her when she really needs his help? This fat trancel fuck Jethro can’t contribute anything positive to any environment he’s placed into. Everything he touches is sure to turn to shit. I’m personally expecting a MAJOR blowout as his court date gets closer. He’s desperately going to try and deflect the entire court system to see him in a completely different light. He’s larping as a student, a prof, a researcher, an undergrad, a post grad, a woman, a decent human among others when in reality he’s simply a fat pedo dickless retard troon.
Well Jethro and the Mother of the Sexless Obese Repulsive Indigenous Researcher didn’t like your comments.
Think of the joy & happiness once he’s confined? The parties & celebrations.
I’m sure both strata’s involved will be having parties. People selling merch, shirts with jonnys face behind bars
All that, as jonny enters the darkest days of his miserable life.
And the worst part for him, he’ll be all alone while surrounded by inmates, NEVER a chance for any privacy. He’ll be watched when he changes his tampon or pads, on camera even. Everyone watching yet totally alone.
‘He’ll be watched when he changes his tampon or pads, on camera even’
All those kicked-in, cracked doors, eyes a-peeping. His wet dreams finally realised.
He’ll love every minute of it.
Clarification: I am asking if the old domain is being highjacked by a rogue domain host for example.
Negative. Will return shortly. Technical issues.
@ Vern, Ya! I set a personal downvote best with this topic! It shows us the larping obese pedo pig likely has at least 4 IP addresses and/or different emails he uses when he reads here. I noticed you picked up a combat medal or two also!
I know if I were going to jail for years there’s nothing I would not try to get out of it. The obvious one first, “I need penis revision surgery, it will be an emergency in 6 weeks!” “My tumor is back! I need chemo!” To that I would say the tumor never really left his shoulders. “My real Dad died, the other one I never speak about because he’s indigenous and wants privacy, I need to grieve for 12 months in accordance with my made up tradition.” And my personal favorite “I’ve been asked to pursue my Doctorate in Israel and request a 5 year delay.” I’d be sweating bullets knowing there’s NO internet in the joint, I can’t get 5000 cal smoothies whenever I want, there are legitimate beasts in there that can and will beat you down for a sideways glance and when they find out he’s a pedo trying to lure young girls his life isn’t worth a nickel. Since I hold multiple passports I’d be on the next plane to the most favorable country. Extradition treaties or not, if Jethro claimed he’d be murdered because of transphobia no way would Israel send one of their sons back to such a murderous place as here. One more thing I would try, faking my death. A rapist creep by the name of Nicholas Alahverdian faked dying, fled to Scotland and was only caught when nurses noticed all his tattoos matched those of an Interpol wanted poster. If he didn’t have tattoos or he hadn’t caught Covid 19 he’d be free. I think we need to watch Jethro closely because he’s not willingly going to walk into a jail cell for 8 years. How do we also make sure Jethro doesn’t play the SI card? 2 or 3 serious attempts with a few day holiday in the psych ward after each try might convince the courts mental health treatment is best for him and the community instead of jail. I’m sure that would piss us all off. The courts letting Jethro chill out and kick back in a modern resort like psych ward with internet, smoothies & cute nurses too. Ugh. Not fair to us. Still, he’s an explosive toddler. All it takes is 1 more instance of letting his temper run freely and he’s either in jail or psych being checked out.
Your comments are dead on, always a proper summation. At least Jethro and Granny can drive each other mad in the Pigloo. They deserve each other. No one wants to interact with them. Zero social lives because they are so Toxic. Court appearances are their Social Lives. They are the least likeable humans on earth. Pretty sad existence. Jethro’s temper as with other Trans mutants is due to the harmful chemicals and steroids they ingest to try and trick natural biology, to mask their Gender. Like steroid rage in athletes, there is Trans-Rage now.
Jonnica is trying to bury his tweets about wanting to get a firearm. With all the Trans violence against straight people including murdering children then wanting a firearm is not a good look for Jethro. If a person is confused about their gender then they are unstable. If they begin transitioning with the aid of dangerous steroids then they are hugely unstable and shouldn’t be allowed to own weapons. Imagine being so full of hate you shoot innocent children?
Jon is right into forensic science only because he mistakenly thinks the periodic table is all about menstruation!
AI and a Twitter “like” has motivated our boy.
Now going to study “Molecular Biology & Biochemistry” but first he has to learn how to pronounce it.
When neurodivergent(s) AI, Grammarly and auto online spell check all let you down thank God for tweeters pointing the way.
Why were my posts asking about your old domain meowmix.org deleted?
Was our wheel-chaired bound Ben-Hur and his dog in court today? Dame miriam with them?
Hope there’s a pic or two of our socialites as I miss seeing them in the wild.
* wheel-chair bound…
Have to hand it to jon…for someone “profoundly disabled” it’s amazing how he manages:
* SFUSS’s “the President Equity & Sustainability”?
* Hold 3(?) other SFUSS vacuous positions?
* Managing Director of his own global conglomerate?
* Studying 60 trillion mini minor majors re 2 BAs?
* Self propel a manual wheelchair and all that entails
* Activism on a global scale?
* Offer up free legal advice to all?
* Have a near full, permanent, court diary?
* Be on social media 24/7?
* Be a full time carer to his mother?
* Physically and verbally attack / threaten / stalk people?
Plus all his other skills he’s modest about.
Yet his net worth is still 0.