Jonny 5’s barely alive. Who knew that GRS wouldn’t go so well for Jessica Yaniv Simpson?
MeowMix first exposed that Yaniv underwent GRS surgery in Montreal on January 11, 2021. He returned home quietly a little over a week later and is believed to have been spending a great deal of time at Miriam Yaniv’s condo. I’m sure she’s thrilled.
Yaniv has been surprisingly quiet since the surgery occurred, which has caused many to doubt it ever happened and many to wonder why he’s been so quiet about it. His social media activity has been limited to mostly dull retweets, following young girls on TikTok, and probably Snapchat, although even our sources say he’s been dead silent there too.
That is, until recently, when Yaniv went on a (likely) painkiller-induced, attention-seeking tweetfest.
Obviously Yaniv is being Yaniv – trolling people, tagging authorities for attention, and being a general idiot. This is his way of seeking attention, but it also tells us a few things.
Let’s back up. Not long ago, Yaniv posted a video of himself in a bath (which didn’t look like his normal tub, so I’m guessing he is at Miriam’s). Social media lit up that this is proof that Yaniv didn’t have GRS, which for any other person would be true. But this is Yaniv, and his mother is Miriam Yaniv. That’s an important detail. She may not have supported his GRS, but she’s a Jewish mother – I don’t think she would abandon his side.
Miriam worked for Fraser Health for a very long time. She was an admin clerk, but she’s also a know-it-all, at least in her mind. Think back to when Yaniv was being catfished by Sara. Sara had a young daughter that was experiencing medical issues and Miriam was right in there telling Sara how the doctors were wrong, or the doctors should do this or try that. Miriam wanted to be the medical expert.
Fast forward to Yaniv’s GRS surgery. He’s supposed to shower a certain way or take sitz baths to clean the surgical site, but Yaniv is an extremely obese, grossly out-of-shape and inflexible person. These would be challenging for him, and we know how much he loves his bath time. Just look at MeowTube – there are several videos of him in a bath.
So, Yaniv’s bathtime fetish, plus the ability for him to sit and be lazy and play on his phone is part one. Nobody tells Yaniv what to do. Add in Miriam and her “medical expertise” and it isn’t a stretch in any way to believe that she would coach Yaniv her way, regardless of medical advice. And thus, into the tub he goes.
Days later, infection, pain, and back in the hospital.
There are other things we can speculate about…
Yaniv is a sex toy fiend. He frequently shows up large dildos and vibrators. He’s supposed to dilate his “vagina” four times daily. What are the chances he set aside the medical-grade dilators and tagged in his favourite silicone penis? Did he overdo it and split himself open like a pig?
What about tampons? How desperate do you think this cretin was to get a pad in? And I can almost hear his moronic mother in the background coaching him on, telling him they’re designed to absorb fluids, and it will help his wound heal.
Now back to those pictures. Gynecologist, ambulance, doctors, and the fire department. First off, these are professionals. Regardless of who they’re treating they are going to provide top level care. The fact that Yaniv is scum doesn’t mean that they are, so I’m going to assume that whatever happened was done professionally and with courtesy.
But the bigger question is, why is the fire department coming so much? Are they really lifting him out of the tub? I can’t imagine how embarrassing that would be to a normal person, but not to Yaniv. He probably relished the idea of big, studly firefighters seeing him nude.
LangleyResident posted that emergency services were overheard talking about an infected GRS surgical site. LR has been known for being reliable and accurate with info, so I think it’s safe to trust that. So how badly infected is it?
Was it infected enough for the ambulance service to pick him up and take him to the hospital? If so, there is likely tearing, bleeding, oozing pus, and swollen. In that case, he will (or may have been?) likely be admitted to the hospital.
What will they do? Can his “vagina” be saved? Are they letting him dilate four times a day in the hospital? Or is he back at home, crawling into more baths because momma knows best?
It’s striking how messed up the Yaniv’s are compared to anyone else. Other GRS patients have recovery support help and plans in place. They know what to do. The Yaniv’s? They know best.
Other people would realize that tying up precious emergency services to get lifted out of the tub is incredibly selfish, not to mention humiliating. The Yanivs? You can almost hear them shrieking “My tax dollars pay your salary!” A tampon being used as a surgical dressing instead of a bandage? Would you put it past them?
Remember, Yaniv’ hasn’t publicly told anyone his GRS surgery happened. It’s apparently been discussed on social media and there’s a lot of speculation, but MeowMix stands by our initial confirmation: Yaniv has had the surgery.
Also remember that the tweets above aren’t intended to actually thank the various doctors or emergency services personnel. Those tweets are to troll the world. In fact, his tweet to Fraser Health even includes a thiny veiled power play statement about his lawsuit. It’s all classic Yaniv. He’s setting himself up for more lawsuits.
MeowMix will keep you guys posted as info comes in. All we can say for now is that his desired coin slot is likely looking more like a trailer park gutter. Karma…
Hey Jon, you’re still a big fat ugly man. Inverted penises do not a woman make.
Great update. You make a good point about Yaniv’s relative silence about his operation. It raises all kinds of questions like did he have to sign a ND agreement or did he go ahead with the surgery without understanding how much care his manvag would require for the rest of his life & it is only now beginning to dawn on him. Could it be that surgery turned out to be major disappointment to him ie no coin slot pussy deep enough for sex even with sex toys and he is doing what he always does when things don’t go his was, he ignores it or puts his own “positive” spin on it. The only other thing I can think of is that he thinks he can sell his story, him being such a global celebrity & transactivist and all, so of course, continuing silence could be profitable. I hate to admit but there are more than a few people who are interested in knowing if he actually got gelded, even if it just the voyeur aspect of watching a slow moving train crash ie him getting sepsis, suffering, suing & either permanently ending up in a care facility or just dying. Would Miriam launch a wrongful death suit?
I’m still not sure wether to believe it or not but guess time will tell if it indeed was that surgery.
Meanwhile I’m so curious to the 25 Jan Jy vs TOL update. Hoping it’s something super spicy on TOL’s end that smacks right in JYS face.
Through happenstance I found the Twitter account of someone who had vaginoplasty at roughly the same time Yaniv-Simpson did. Her account chronicles her challenges and motivations, along with the challenges faced by her wife and son. I feel an affinity with her because she presents as genuine, kind, caring, and, most of all, happy. She looks at the procedure as a gift that allows her to be who she felt she always was. Her prose is beautiful and uplifting, and frankly a joy to read.
Contrast that with Yaniv-Simpson’s veiled threats to health authorities and his evident inability to honour even the most basic hygiene instructions. How can he expect anyone around him to validate his choice if he himself has no respect for his transition? More importantly, how much longer will he be allowed to masquerade his aberrant fetishism as being a function of transsexualism? For God’s sake man, do what you have to do, but don’t take a whole marginalized community down with you as your personal psychic flak jacket.
Who gets in the bath with a phone AND another camera source? Who would be stupid enough to put it on the side of a bath? A clue it begins with a letter M & ends with a letter N, it has a letter O too, that’s it moron!
Think it was pre planned to do that. Yeah, people take their phones, but another camera source…nope!
The thought of a festering, infected pus oozing crotch is repulsive!
So now Yaniv has his own Gynecologist. She would have checked his fallopian tubes, his womb, then his ovaries, then his uterus, a quick look at his labia majora and then his labia minora, his vaginal passage and then maybe his clitoris. Fact Check: John, you are having delusions again my fat eunuch friend, believing your delusions will kill you fat Jon as it is now. You are a biological male, a gynecologist is trained to check all of the things listed above, which you don’t have because you are a biological male. Fact check- John you have a vagina that was built by a doctor, it is made out of your very biological male nutsack, your male gonads were cut out and made into marbles, you vaginal passage is fashioned from your penis which has been inverted, only biological men have penis’s eunuch boy, your pretend clit is made out of the head of your penis. Just because a butcher of a doctor that should have known better made you a false cunt does not make you a woman or a girl for that matter, your DNA has not changed John you are still a biological male. Fact check: John you did not see a gynecologist at the hospital, what the fuck would she have to check, you don’t have any female anatomy, even your cunt is made from your cock and balls, both parts of male anatomy, stop bullshitting and telling lies, this is an even worse lie than the Amy Hamm sexual assault fib, because if you think about it for several minutes and then be logical about it you realise that a gyneclogost has no interest in a burly deep voiced males who has had a fake cunt constructed. The gynecologist is trained to treat actual vaginas and actual biological women, not GRS wounds that smell, are swollen and are ooing pus, I mean what could a gynecologist add that a normal surgeon couldn’t there is literally nothing there for her to examine, and for fucks sake eunuch boy, please don’t tell us that you are menstruating because this is physically impossible, you are a man with a fake cunt, fuckwit, learn that, a virgin that chopped his cock off- nice work dick head, now try and find a lesbian friend, if you pull a root I’ll run naked through the main street of Melbourne while walking on my hands. Now go and have a coconut bath, meanwhile, I’ll ring the Fire Brigade
Important point to note. LangleyResident posted the she heard *gossip* that the paramedics were talking about an infected GRS site. That makes this hearsay, and very suspect. She is clear in reporting it as *gossip* not a first hand witness of paramedics talking about a GRS infection.
Knowing that, it cannot be taken as a confirmation of GRS. It is merely chit chat, nothing more. It does not deserve the credence you give it
Yeah, the problem is if that is true, i dont think the first hearing in 18 days will happen, because jonathan might plead to postpone them because og health reasons etc.
Njord
Pre Covid courts would give people a break who had health issues as it could be hard and not fair to make them come to court while having issues.However with most cases being virtual now courts don’t put factor in health issues as much as you can be right at home in your bed.
Hedwig JY And The Angry Crease?
The Mix is saying the tub pics were from MYs condo? MY lives in a different building, across the street. How do you explain LRs neighbors overhearing the firefighters convo.
Not for 1 second do I believe he got his willy wacked off.
The mix took the bait about his GRS, & now trying to play it off.
I believe the Mix is being played, or doing some playing themselves.
What will the Mixes reaction be when it’s found that he did not have GRS?
I’m confident in my sources. It happened.
@MeowMix You’re confident of your sources….. Hmm..
I have an uncle who happens to be a Nigerian Prince… Anyways, TLDR he got into some trouble and needs to move a $45 Million USD into America to shelter it….. Are you able to help us?
If the mix is so confident that JY has GRS, would the Mix be willing to commit to making a $250 donation to the charity of their choice if the mix is wrong?
Put your money where your mouth is.
Crickets
So now that Jessickles said they had ages in their on social media ya now owe Meow Mix some money…
I’ll take that action, @JoMama. I can’t afford to risk $250, but I can risk $100. I suggest our charity of choice be MeowMix itself. If Yaniv-Simpson was super-snipped you give MeowMix the money, if he wasn’t, I’ll pony up.
I’m not making bets. Meow mix wants to profit off the “news” they publish, they claim it’s true. Yet they aren’t willing to back it up with some cash? That shows me just how confident they are in their sources. All bullshit & drama.
If you’ll pony up, get a Dog & you can do a show.
His gynaecologist has my utmost sympathy
Hearsay is not confirmation of surgery. Unless there is a pic of said surgery in the same shot as their face, i will still disbelieve that this ridiculous person has gone under the knife.
How’s the view with your head in the sand?
I don’t have my head in the sand; i am skeptical that it took place at all. All you have is second and sometimes third hand and unverifiable sources to back up your claim. Unless there is unaltered non photshopped pics of a full length naked view of Yaniv showing face and crotch in the same shot or better still uninterupted video, then i won’t believe it.
Your head is definitely in the sand. Get over yourself lol.