MeowMix has confirmed with 100% certainty that Jessica Yaniv Simpson, aka Jonathan Yaniv, Jessica Yaniv, and Jessica Yaniv the Pedophile, has undergone GRS bottom surgery.
Without exposing our source, a person inside the Montreal GRS facility sometime in the last week confirmed they were in the building while Yaniv was. To prove they were in the building they provided these photos below – scenes Yaniv will surely recognize but be unable to trace back to any one person. MeowMix will not confirm whether this person is staff or a patient – simply that Yaniv is there and the surgery was real.
Yaniv is confirmed to have been bandaged up and receiving the appropriate recovery treatment as one would expect after receiving this procedure.
This follows our earlier confirmation this week that Yaniv was at the Laval Holiday Inn, a hotel primarily dedicated to supporting the GRS facility and almost exclusively used by GRS patients these days.
We don’t know what Yaniv did to get accepted, nor do we know if Yaniv got a zero-depth or depth vagina created, nor do we know when he will return to Langley BC.
Expect a hilarious next few months guys. Stay tuned to MeowMix and MeowTube – I’m sure a Yaniv meltdown will come soon. Maybe I’ll send him a Get Well Soon MeowMix shirt…
WAP confirmed.
Weird
Artificial
Pussy
But is it coin slot?
OH of course it is! It’s also perfect and smells like strawberries on a warm spring day.
Wait…sorry. Was using voice to text. That’s supposed to read “it’s infected and smells like dingleberries and old clay.”
omg Abby I spit out my tea!
Bet he just had his tiny little choad chopped off and nothing more.
I’m actually surprised this happened. Unbelievable!!!
Fantastic news! Congrats Yaniv, if this is part of some big lawsuit – expect it to fail. Children in the world can now sleep a tiny bit safer knowing that the fat potato has no junk. (Only a tiny bit safer)
This won’t stop him from being a predator. Changing the external organ doesn’t change the mind.
It will probably make him worse, it won’t be the perfect genitals he expected, more of a festering sack or rubbish from a butcher’s shop in a landfill that a ‘perfect coin slot’ I’m not saying that horrible, very male word. He very, very likely won’t be able to …you know, a vile thought! As easily as grabbing the little thumb . Without that outlet for his perversions he’s likely to become more dangerous. What would happen if he met a female, whatever age. He tries touching them or ……tries to kiss them, but they don’t want that. What would he do?
I wouldn’t put it past him to assault them.
When he met the real Jessica, from a website, he went to kiss her, but Jessica was scared that she’d be in danger if she protested.
Then went on to lie to others about the friendship meet, not a relationship. Jy told another online friend a wild tale of talking for hours, looking into each other’s eyes.
I can almost smell his stinky fanooter from here.
FANOOTER
You’re still a bloke, Jon. Just a bloke without a dick.
He’s what you call a eunuch, a totally fucking useless, dickless cunt of a bloke, he thinks because he now has a man-cunt that the little teen lesbians will flock to him, won’t happen fat Jon, you’re still an ugly fat cunt but without a cock & and an ugly fat cunt (see what I did there), he is filling up the wank bank right now, but what if his clit necrotises and falls off as it has done in the past with this doctor, what if he can’t come, which is highly likely, what happens when you show a girl your man-cunt and they start laughing. Then it’s off to being Amanda Todd again I suppose. Ah well, now you can expose yourself to the girls swim team in the change rooms without any danger of you raping one of them eunuch-boy.
He’s not even an eunuch, they still have their dicks
I still don’t believe it.
It doesn’t matter, Yaniv will always sound like a man.
Further thoughts…
1.) I sleep soundly knowing a vital part of Yaniv has been taken away and burned. If I had my say he’d have had this done years ago. Minus anesthetic 😀
2.) He’s now going to have a gaping open wound, that requires so much care – and you just know, Abby is right – he won’t do it. So I think he’ll be displeased by the results. Even he will notice the smell.
3.) what’s the bets potato did just just so he can touch a vagina before he turns 40?
4.) anyone know if he has to sign medical waivers/consent forms preventing him from suing if the surgery goes wrong (from say… poor aftercare, washing etc)
5.) I wonder what mama crazy thinks…
With some luck an infection and his proficiency at being dirty af will result in him not being around for New Years 2022. Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy.
So, JY has just become Meow Mix’s , “Theon Greyjoy”. This is fucking hilarious.
Don’t you dare disrespect Reek with this comparison.
So how long will it take Yaniv to say they’re cis now that they had it–and now that many well-known antagonists including Blaire White and almost certainly Oger are in fact biologically intact males?
That’s one question.
The other is that now that Yaniv’s done, crossed the rubicon so to speak, there’s less “wounded bird” instinct to placate Yaniv’s dick as they no longer have one. Most of society doesn’t really care pussy problems.
I expect, given his hygiene standards, that there will be a massive infection and he’ll sue the clinic.
No sightings of Miriam? This is the most independent big boy adventure Jonathan has had since he went to day camp at 13 and freaked the other kids out by being weird about bathroom stuff.
Serious question: Am I to assume they’re not on hormone treatment. In which case they’re a eunuch now?
He claims he’s been taking hormones for a couple years.
Emphasis: claims
It’s revenge to Yaniv to call more beauticians, drop that they had the surgery, and threaten the workers with waxing their ballsack skin refashioned as a vulva (and get sued when they don’t know how to do it and hurt him) or not attempt it and get sued anyway.
Yaniv thinks they’ve won.
Yeah here I am still over ten years later for somebody to fix my broken effin neck, FFS!
So does this mean he can’t use the trans shield anymore?
Guess I should invest in an ultra zoom lens to avoid any potential pus smells and fallout from an infected wound explosion similar to those exploding whale videos that go viral.
Fucking amazing news. How much do you want to bet that he asked to keep his mangled wiener in a jar for later consumption!?
Yaniv is still fat
I hope his stinkditch goes septic. Knowing his personal hygiene habits, I think that’s a likely conclusion.
Still somewhat skeptical. Probs cause they lie so much I can’t help to be suspicious about it all.
We sure jys didn’t get their butt tag thingy removed and it just looks like aftercare?
On the other hand I hope they did so they can’t do certain things although you don’t always need that part to do certain things. Sigh. Can’t jys just go to jail already or so so. De-universe or throw in a black hole.
On your MeowTube, there was uploaded a video today of JY stuck in the bathtub calling 911 to get out.
If this video was actually taken within the last few days, it is 100% confirmation he did NOT get GRS, as you are completely forbidden to take baths for at least 8 weeks after GRS or back to the hospital you go after undoing the frankenvag surgery and most likely with a systemic infection and toxic shock to boot.
There’s nothing the SRS clinic could have done to stop JYS once they were home. Taking a bubble bath isn’t surprising. If they didn’t try to put a tampon in there that’d be very surprising as that’s been Yaniv’s obsession from the beginning.
Along w/MM reporting we also have Langley Resident saying the gossip in their building is that EMTs were talking about how JYS’s surgery is infected and also unclean.
I just wonder where Miriam is. You’d think she’d be over there to give JY sitz baths and share his bed and all that stuff she used to do.