I would say Jessica Yaniv Simpson has reached a new low, but let’s be honest – this is nothing new.
Jessica Yaniv Simpson has been telling people on Facebook that he thinks he has Complex Regional Pain Syndrome (CRPS), a difficult to diagnose disease that relies almost entirely on the word of the patient, and something with a history of being faked by dishonest people.
His comments to the CRPS Facebook group include saying that he diagnosed himself with Myalgic encephalomyelitis/chronic fatigue syndrome (ME/CFS), another disease that is virtually impossible to diagnose since there is no test for it.
We’re not a medical blog and we’re not getting into that. I’ll just say this. To me, this reeks of another scam by JY. Another way to collect disability money, or rip off ICBC.
The video and screen caps below are from that Facebook group.
What do you think? Leave your comments below!
Unrelated to the above…
- We know everyone wants an update on Alysha. MeowMix does not post comments or statements from people without consent, but we have been in contact and believe she is safe. Without Alysha’s consent, we cannot post any further details.
- A couple unrelated pictures from Facebook are below.
FFS Jess you have brain fog not because of any condition or injury you might have but rather from you playing with your meds and your weight. One of these days you will mix the wrong (or right depending on your POV) meds & those brave souls from Langley’s Fire & Ambulance Services will not be able to revive you. Hell they may not even be able to get you through your condo door but may have to winch you out over your balcony.
Big Jon is a raging hypochondriac. The only think he hasn’t claimed to have is the Bubonic Plaque and the Black Death…but give him time. By the way that is some belly he’s got on him, it’s even bigger than before and what’s with the new wig and that top? Seriously both my Grannies had better dress sense than Big Jon.
Apparently he is also allergic to shampoo.
Dear Me,
I want you to know:
– I am proud of you (looks at trainwreck of a life.)
– I believe in you (I’m a real girl, JUST LIKE YOU, I’ll have lesbian sex one day and I’ll make millions suing twitter and various other scams)
– I know how hard you’re trying (looks around at food stained keyboard and fat stomach)
– I see how far you’ve come (No friends, no hygiene, no money, a vagina that’s so messed up, nobody knows if you qualify as a woman, man or both now, and only scored about $5000 despite hundreds of scam lawsuits, not to mention draws the ire of anybody nearby)
– I love you no matter what (Well… who else is going too?♂️)
This scam is so obvious, I’m surprised he hasn’t tried it before. Given his track record, I hope the Canadian welfare service don’t fall for it.
Alysha said she had a good time with him, so either he was biding his time before he turned on the creep-charm, or she’s not within his age preference. Is she’s going to keep being his friend, at least don’t get into a situation where you’re alone with him.
Is Jon trying to clean up his image, that tweet about not trying to host a 12+ topless pool party, but merely supporting it sounds like he has to go with something in between because he couldn’t wash his hands off it.
jon has turned into Stuart Smalley, when he washes out of legal secretary school maybe his next scam can be as a motivational speaker
This is one funny post, crackling up here! Fatso EunuchJon, your brain is foggy cause your made-up bullshit is removed from reality. Your „I can‘t think“ comment was always true though not in the way you, well, think. You are „extremely unsteady on your feet“ cause you move so little that your weakly legs are unmatched to your wagon-wheel pizza sized waist. As for, „I am not sure what to do and want ideas“, show up with your pink cane and your fake wig at the asylum door, and Dr. Freud will show you a nice couch and then a rubber cell!
I might go full on tinfoilhat here, but maybe this is all a setup for next years courtdate to either get out off the assault charges or delay it even more because “Ow my hip hurts, i got to go to the emergency room”
Wouldn’t put it past him and I don’t know why. Meowmix made a point before of saying that he’s going to have to face the consequences of his actions eventually, so there’s no point prolonging the inevitable.
He’s gotta man up (or woman up with his faux vagina) and face up to his actions.
So cutting your cock and balls off and then having that totally infected, covered in pus and fissures opening up everywhere, then getting necrotic and your knob falling off is not a problem but yur hip is because a ca4 dong 5 kmh hit you in the rear end. Fat Jon, you didn’t destroy your hip, this is all in your mind, if your hip was destroyed it would show up on an x-ray and they would fix it. Now what you really need, and I am happy to help, is a lead injection, I am happy to give it to you if you would just come outside for a minute. Fat Jon, stop believing your delusions and it will just go away. You must be fast running out of cash if you’re trying this shit on. Wait until the Amy Hamm & Rebel News court actions, then you’ll have no money and no condo. I see you have a new friend, I see you’re already in love with hr after 30 seconds, when are you going to ask her to marry you, even though she has absolutely no interest in you romantically because she has a steady boyfriend of five years, I know, I’ve talked to him, I’ve told him who and what you are, he’s not happy and I’d be very careful if I were you Jon, he’s a fucking big bloke and he plays basketball, he’s as fit as a fiddle & boy does he not like you son.
if only he was a horse
In this case i think we can make an exception and even safe the bullet, just melt it down to glue directly
LOL, just don’t use that glue on envelopes, no one would want to lick them
Funny, this is like the most common scam and without actual documentation from a doctor, they will throw it right out the window because the courts are very aware of this. Now couple that with someone whos sued everyone and would sue God if he could for not giving him the right chromosomes, this is yet another failed attempt. For such a lawyer, he she sure doesn’t have the common knowledge of this or that you never sue people who can’t pay you even if there’s a chance youd won.
Hopefully he’ll get a few threads on r/illnessfakers
JY such a grifter.
just mine bitcoin and buy opiods online. save your breath with these fake symptoms.
“Complex Regional Pain Syndrome” = “Difficult Pain In The Ass”.