Jessica Yaniv Simpson never ceases to impress upon the world how stupid they really are. Today is no exception. This time, they’re claiming they faux service dog has been assessed as a service dog when in fact it passed a very low end assistance animal exam that specifically states that it does not make Rexy a service dog. This assessment was to see if the dog would be a nuisance on campus – that’s it, that’s all. They should have tested Yaniv for the same thing.
Is this a distraction from Yaniv’s scammer lawsuit filed earlier this week?
Note that “assistance animal” is in no way equivalent to a service dog. It’s actually insulting to real service dogs and service dog handlers. In fact, “assistance animal” isn’t even a legally defined term in BC. He may as well have had Rexy assessed as a cheeseburger.
What’s also insulting is that he says Rexy passed with “flying colours” when the real assessment (below) shows some concerning behaviour, like aggression towards prey, jumping on Jonathan, and getting too excited to stay in one room. I guess there’s probably all kinds of “flying colours” in this dumb fucks head. Like all the colours of the stupidity rainbow. Oh look how bright the madness shines against the backdrop of derangement and imbecility!
Moving on, Yaniv had to brag about this to his little scammer posse.
I normally take out names but these are people working with JY to support service dog scams. I’m sure a friendly MeowMix reader will reach out to them to make sure they know what JY really is. Shelanne, for example, also has a fake service dog and wears an Amazon service dog vest. Lisa Arlin has a fake service dog and has been reprimanded by BC TransLink for it and begs for cigarette money on social media. Rowan Borneman is the one that keeps giving JY the little screengrabs that say service dogs don’t need to be certified. It’s like a little ring of self-entitled meatheads that think they’re better than everyone else and they’ve welcomed Jon Yaniv, someone who once asked a 9 year old girl to help him jerk off, into their club.
This is the person that assessed his dog. Credentials are genuine. She runs the site Academic Dog.
Her assessment, which likely cost $350 and took all of 2 hours, does not make Rexy a service dog. In fact, her own literature says as much. The documentation posted by JY, which is conveniently cut off, is below. The first paragraph very clearly disputes Yaniv’s Facebook post. This does not certify Rexy as a service dog.
Note: real service dogs don’t do these things. Jon wouldn’t know that though.
It’s interesting – and telling – that the assessor took JY’s word about Rexy alerting to a medical issue. JY lied, she took his word for it. Says a bit about her credibility, or perhaps it exposes her motives – she’s running a for-profit business and she wanted JY’s money. You don’t get repeat clients by pissing them off. I’m not saying she’s not legit, or not skilled – she very much seems to be – but this isn’t what JY is making it out to be. You don’t get service dog certifications for $350.
In fact, the only place I could find (in 10 minutes of lazy searching) any reference to an “assistance animal” being a legally recognized thing is on for-profit websites like CertaPet, which says “some provinces” recognize it. It doesn’t include any links or examples. Most of the literature afterwards refers to Emotional Support Animals. It’s the kind of site shady fake-service-dog scammers run. Similar sites like ESAPet coach scammers through the same kind of things – how to get your pet treated as a service animal.
Reality: JY paid money for an assessment to let Rexy on campus, which is something SFU was demanding, and now he’s telling the world Rexy is a service dog.
20 thoughts on “Jessica Yaniv Simpson Falsely Claiming Rexy Passed Service Dog Assessment”
Jon is genuinely the stupidest person alive.
No one, especially the courts, will recognize this horseshit “assessment”.
Ill be honest, this sounds like its illegal.
At the very least its extremely disingenuous. This “doctor” (who’s a doctor like Dr. Phil is a doctor…a PhD, so not a medical professional) is peddling bogus certification to further fraudulent activity.
Jim Norton…she’s legit
I’m not discounting that she has a legit PhD, I’m just calling into question her legitimacy to declare something to be a service animal that’s afforded protection under the law
That she teaches at a university doesn’t mean much IMO. All sorts of wingnuts are assistant or full tenured profs.
It would be great if Jonboy’s fellow scammers were dragged into the light. You can never have too many lolcows.
Holy fuck, I’ll give it to the doc. She’s running a bigger grift than Johnny has ever dreamed up. Can you believe this? All that time in school so she can hand out a piece of paper not legally registered or recognized in the world at large. Coin adds up damn fast @ $350/pop for a short assessment. Nice grift, bravo. Now that peckerhead has this just watch how he’s gonna push for indoor shitting spaces for doggo, probably demand pad dispensers for female dogs in estrus who get dragged to school by another brain dead asshole. As for that waste of skin ebegging Arlin, I must say her in your face vagrancy puts Jon boy to shame. She’s really one nasty ass worthless drain on society. The correlation of low income people who smoke always astounds me. They really are fat worthless stupid fuckers when they’re too stupid to see they don’t have the income to support such a habit. Ya, Canada is pretty much screwed when these things are allowed to vote and set the direction of a nation.
It wouldn’t surprise me if jon’s next career he’s going to claim is dog behavioural consultant.
@Jim Norton-I’m thinking that I actually wouldn’t put it past scamming Yaniv, to manage to find ANOTHER ~2yr old male chocolate Lab, with some training, just basic commands even, and to then present it as Rexy, for AA testing. Given the gang of other grifters he’s consorting with, it’s not a stretch to think that one of them would come up with the idea.
Realistically speaking, it would probably be easier to switch dogs than it would be to actually get Rexy to pass even this entry level testing to become a legit Assistance Animal.
This “cert” only applies to the school correct? If so it won’t apply anywhere else.
That said, I don’t think he’s gonna last that long at college, so it was just a waste of money.
I cracked up laughing reading that “Rexy is highly food motivate”. Just like his owner, anorexic Jessica Simpson. What a joke this whole thing is.
Yeah I notice that too. Then again, saying “Rexy is highly food motivated” is pretty much just saying “Rexy is a dog”, isn’t it?
*No behavior issues observed OR noted by owner. Hmm so what was the court humping? Or jumping up and sown off the seats? Are lounging after people that he’s targeting? Theres no way that dog wasn’t given something to calm him down and make him behave, this is very unusual behavior that we haven’t seen yet in any public setting. I say he submits rexy for bloodwork, im not joking, im not 100% convinced that that was even rexy too. That dog isnt a service dog jon, quit grifting and wasting peoples time, you are a faker and we all see it you grifting piece of trash!
These types of service are entirely scams. JY knows this. The accredation is worth nothing. Not a real service dog. Jumping on people? Yea that would not of been allowed on campus. JY is going to jail – not school.
What have poor apes even done to you Trev, to be lumped into such foul company as Gil? Lol
You would have to think at some point he will face hate crime charges.
In Trudeaus’ Canada you would hope so but hate crime charges are reserved for conservatives.
This is not Service Dog Certification-for $350 you get two hours to get advice on Behavioural Issues with your Dog(s). Ha, Ha, Jessica is such a phony, just like his Gender, Profile Pictures, and Lawsuits.
The latest threat he made to a mother and her kid he has to be charged if not it sends a really bad message.