A quick read for Monday morning!
This past Saturday, January 22, 2022, Jessica Yaniv Simpson, Miriam Yaniv, and Rexy the Faux Service Dog were spotted at Washington Avenue Grill in White Rock, BC. They entered the restaurant with JY’s fake service dog, sat down, and left shortly after without ordering anything. Our source described them as visibly “dirty and nasty”.
Our source described Jonny’s dog as anxious, hyper, and “almost in distress”. Rexy was wearing a fake-looking Amazon service dog vest and was definitely not a service or therapy dog. JY had no control over it. The dog was basically taking JY for a walk and, hilariously, as it pulled him out of the restaurant, JY almost lost his pants!
After the Yaniv clan left the restaurant, they sat in their car and argued for at least 30 minutes.
Editor note: a quick look at the menu for this restaurant it’s clear that Broke as a Joke Jon the Con was hoping to mooch a meal off his mom here. I wonder if he complained about it to get his meal free….
38 thoughts on “Jessica Yaniv Simpson and Phony Service Dog Sighting!”
They probably went to an upscale restaurant thinking it had deep pockets to “sue”, and it would also be the type to complain about the pet in the restaurant. Grifters!!! Also, yaniv is fat.
Any indication of why they left without ordering? Hopefully, they were enough witnesses around (or hopefully security cameras) to come forward, should Jonny decide to try to take the restaurant to the BCHRT for some perceived rights infraction.
The fact that they were seated indicates that the restaurant was not transphobic & did not refuse the phoney service dog. Too bad, the Yaniv clan took a table on a busy day causing extra work for the staff to sanitize it after they left. Jonny wanted to be famous. He is now. His picture is probably posted in every local restaurant on the board in the kitchen with all the dine & dash deadbeats and other grifters.
Whatever you put out into the universe, you get back, and with the amount of negative bullshit Jonny has served, he’s about get the dividends plus interest.
I sympathize with the restaurant staff having to deal with this grubby pair (too bad they didn’t order anything, would have given the kitchen staff the opportunity to either spit or teabag their balls in the yaniv’s food). I sympathize with the other patrons to have to dine in proximity to these creepy incestuous grifters. And I of course sympathize with Roxy. The only satisfaction I get is hearing that these two deadbeats were going at each other, they must be bitter and miserable 24/7.
This is my second attempt to post the south park yelper special video: https://youtu.be/3Yk9Uk4FqBE
That poor, poor goddamn dog.
Tranniv you piece of shit motherfucker. GIVE THE DOG UP YOU ABUSIVE ASSHOLE.
Well, if they’re sitting in a place that’s too expensive for them and they left without ordering anything, it’s probably a sign that Jon was looking to stir up some trouble so he can sue.
It’s interesting that he and Mama Yaniv argued, I imagine they do quite a lot of that these days. If she’s a crazy, grumpy, grouchy woman, she’s probably looking for any reason to gripe and there’s no better reason than that useless sack of shit she calls a son… sorry “daughter”… who has done nothing but slowly drain away the money she was suppose to retire on, made promises that they were this sharp legal mind, but has instead a string of losses to show for it. Instead, her bank account is close to hitting the red and they’re going to be on the streets together… and on top of that he treats her like shit. They’re actually quite perfect for one another (as flatmates).
“that useless sack of shit she calls a son… sorry “daughter”… ”
You had it right the 1st time. And may I unpack that comment.
It’s a male.
As in male.
No “daughter” anywhere.
Factually speaking, the only “female” association remotely close is the cranky old broad that shat out that dangerous offensive looking thing.
And that could be up for debate at another time.
Also, never ever apologise to or for a liberalized idiot.
It only encourages the libtard to keep mouth breathing and comes across as sad and pathetic to rational people.
Miriam has seen the light and is refusing to fund Jess any more. There are going to be some unpleasant surprises in store for Jess from Miriam soon.
What makes you say that? I don’t think she’s seen any light
Lets just say that Jess may be in for rude awakening if Miriam realises that her pension and whatever reserves she has left could be put to better use, so that she could actually enjoy her twilight years.
“Miriam has seen the light…”
LMAO ! ! !
Ya, the only “light” that crusty old broad ever see’s is when her massive manipulative mental moronic male spawn comes plodding naked out of the bathroom, covered in watered downed shit stains and yellowy-white manhole pus and shinning it’s mag light off it’s hacked off carved out mangled crotch, saying “Hey mom, can you see if my pretty little coinslot has healed yet?” to which the old broad might reply “Well, it’s kinda hard to tell Jon, which is which. Is it that brown looking star fish shaped thingy, or that reddish scab oozing yellowy-white pus where you sliced yourself and sheeeit?”
Jess’ big fear is that Miriam finds romance, then Miriam would drop Jess like hot cakes, and Jess would have to and live under a bridge, in a ditch, or behind a hedge once Jess loses her condo.
A chocolate lab puppy as a service dog? Nope. L for LOSER JY.
‘Loser’ is his life now. Jon, seriously, bro…. how the fuck did you lose a case where the other party didn’t even show up in court (Hot Mess)?!
That fucking blew my mind, man. That’s like a level of Loser I’ve never seen before. It’s like a fight where the other guy didn’t show up, yet you still managed to get punched in the head and kicked in the groin. I mean you got to be a special kind if big L to lose that.
The Yaniv’s are vexatious litigants, but at least they don’t have much money unlike ex game dev Jonathan Monsarrat, who ran a fake local dating site which he used to harvest the emails of the female users so he can sexually harass them, and was also arrested for hosting an underage drinking party.
His vexatious litigation was known to have been a factor in the downfall of former ED site owner Zaiger, who was outed for trying to sell the site to some sketchy people, profiteering off malvertising to fund his drug addictions, and other crap that will make this tl;dr so go read the ED article.
The dog looks at the camera with sad eyes. EunuchJon just looks retarded. What they argued is anyone’s guess, how about he whined to his mom that she did not clean his strata well enough!
Wait until he appears in court with this fake service dog, don’t forget that he had all his court cases adjourned so his service dog could be trained. He’s going to get done for perjury for sure. The problem with gobbing off that you have a service dog when you actually don’t is that the dog itself will expose your lies by totally, severely misbehaving in public places. The dog never gets to go out and exercise so when it gets into a restaurant with heaps of people around, all it wants to do is play and eat and it simply cannot be controlled. Epic fail fat Jon.
Why isn’t this fat fuck not in jail yet, oh wait the Govt of BC support transgender pedo’s
“oh wait the Govt of BC support transgender pedo’s”
Libertarded feminized sock prancer ; “What . . wait, hold my dick. And all you mothers leave the room while I talk to your children”
#BIOLOGY ISN’T HATE
“Passing motorists, pedestrians—and even corrections staff—were overwhelmingly supportive of the messaging from protestors. Their signs featured slogans such as “Trudeau put rapists in women’s prisons,” “gender self ID harms women,” and “males don’t belong here.” Protestors occasionally broke out into chanting “keep prisons single sex.” Several passersby expressed surprise: they had no idea that males were able to gain access to female prisons.”
Fat Jon is so fat he’s on the verge of becoming his own black hole.
You need therapy dude lol
I thought he would be part of the convoy to Ottawa as he does look like a trucker.
You need therapy bitch
Please do not give Jessica any ideas. She doesn’t need to be come friends of the road.
RIP Jim Lahey.
“Man, I Hope It’s Not A Fucking Samsquanch, I Hate Those Fucking Bastards.”
Bitch, you need therapy and medication dude.
Now, go wash some dishes or rearrange your sock drawer or some sheeeit and keep that gob shut.
Like a good little bitch dude does.
Just going to note I….
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Please keep the political bs off the site. Same goes for fangirling over DFS. Make your own site or something. If it’s not about Yaniv, this isn’t the right place.
ANSWER THE QUESTION: where is the information regarding the allegations against DFS? I want to examine the allegations myself.
Investigate it yourself. MM is under no obligation to provide you with anything.
I just searched DFS’s name on twitter and found nothing but _—–
Blah blah blah political whining.
If I cannot find the information I will have no choice but to dismiss the allegations as unverifiable.
Good for you I guess.
Looks like dumbass gave away his “strategy” on twitter, by posting the “R vs Jordan” case. He’s going to try to use that case as an example in case law, for when he approaches them to throw away his assault case on the grounds that its been delayed too many times or passed a reasonable amount of time.
I haven’t been wrong in this before, and fatass knows it, so JY, if you are reading this – it won’t work. Sure, you won’t go to jail , but you WILL get community service styled punishment as well as parole and restrictions. You’ll see. One of the restrictions will likely be that you can’t talk trash about them on twitter. That’s where this will get you, because you are too immature to keep quiet and you eventually just tard out when you get manic. You are a predictable type of stupid, and that’s why this is so funny for the rest of us. You are why popcorn memes exist.
That rule only applies if the crown delays it JV asking for delays does not apply and the court will come down hard on the 500 pounder.
Jon don”t forget to dialate today.
I wish he’d use a 12 gauge loaded with No 1 buckshot. Would make a right mess of his guts