To most people taking a bath means getting into a bathtub with various bathing accouterments like scented oils, bath bombs, soaps, gels, etc to relax for a bit, soaking the day’s stress and grime away. It is part of a good hygiene regime. Add in a good book, a glass of nice wine, even a scented candle and it can work wonders for one’s state of mind. For others, taking a bath specially after a hard sports work out or game is therapeutic for over stressed limbs and sore muscles.
But for Jonathan Yaniv, taking a bath has nothing to do with hygiene & everything to do with being a predator. There have been many questions about whether or not he even knows what soap & shampoo are for since there doesn’t seem to be any evidence of him using them. Reports from people in his strata who have had to share the elevator with him are all about his odour.
We have seen that he takes in phones, many phones & makes calls & videos while sitting amongst the limp bubbles. Even before he started his campaign of tub based naked harassment against the Town of Langley, he was calling minors, filming himself, & posting them all while in the tub. The only difference back then was weight (there was actually space around his body in the tub) & he still had his male genitalia.
So with that in mind, MeowMix has complied a checklist for bathing like Jonathan.
Steps to Bathing Jessica Serenity Simpson
We’re also including this handy dandy instructional video!
10 thoughts on “Bathing for Dummies: Jessica Serenity Simpson Edition”
I have 1 correction. He doesn’t relax in the tub till the water cools off. He gets in and immediately calls 911. The point isn’t to bath at all. The point is to force emergency workers to see him naked.
Probably doesn’t put any water in it usually Only adding water if it’s a stage prop for attempted
attention, validation of the ‘poor me’ narrative.
I also have a correction/addition. Jonny’s sex toys should also be removed (or at least out of camera range) from the tub area. Jon being Jon, he has probably been using them as a come-on with the firefighters or other emergency responders. Considering the Town of Langley’s lawyer specifically used the word lewd, you can just imagine Yaniv waving around one his many dildoes, licking his lips in anticipation, scrunching up the right side of his face in that annoying mimic of having a stroke that he does, lisping “But Officer, my doctor told me to stick it in my new vagina but I can’t get it out & I need help.
I agree with you, and also create another situation to enable them to either sue or to add to an existing law case as leverage. Jonny is too stupid to realise though that everyone will figure out he did this with the waxing debacle. I still rinse and repeat, if you’ll pardon the pun, just for the record Jonny, rinse and repeat applies to hair too, use this advice and wash your greasy mop ya mank! In fact, I wouldn’t be at all surprised if JY purposely called them this amount of times wanting this exact reaction so they could indeed do any of the above and make some cold ready cash, to match that cold coin slot pussy, by cold I mean it’s lost all blood supply due to infection and gangrene etc….
He’s a fucking fat liar, he can get out of the bath tub alright, I watched the video, it’s fucking ridiculous, he makes no attempt to actually get out and there is a grab bar right there. It’s was all about showing of his horrific fake cunt to as many as people as possible and the fire brigade was the only way he think of satisfying his disgusting sexual fetish. There are no moral boundaries for him whatsoever, he doesn’t give a fuck if he cost people lives and he goes on about paying for these services, for a start he doesn’t pay any tax and each call would cost the taxpayer at least $1000. He’s a fucking sponge on the system and his severe mental illness drives his sexual fetishes. After those fireman left he would have been dildoing himself furiously but he would have now learned that he can’t have an orgasm.
This is nothing, we haven’t heard the last of this yet, once he heals a little bit more we will hear all about his “periods” & there will be more and more photos of his fake vagina and he will ramp up his attempts to catfish young girls by claiming that he is a biological woman with the photos to prove it, there is no end to what this sick fuck will resort to.
He’s pretty well fucked though, the money is running out fast, his cunt is infected & didn’t turn out like he thought it would, that has sent him into depression to the point where he can’t even be bothered dressing right or having a shave, he looks like a long haul truck driver who overdosed on too many Big Macs and thick shakes.
Then there’s all the court cases, the Amy Hamm and Rebel News civil matters will see him losing some $70,000 or more, then he will hit rock bottom and end up on the street or in a care home for the severely mentally ill, and at any given time he could also lose his life at his own dirty hands from infection or at the hands of some angry father or husband, it’s all only a matter of time.
Aye do you know what i noticed about the grab bar? He was just holding onto it, at no time was he actually putting any pressure on it to try and get himself up. Same as the walking stick, he was just shoggling it about. He put no pressure on it either.
Nobody is buying his tub video, if anything it shows what a menece he actually is. Jon is about to learn the meaning of the word “consequences”.
Court in the morning wish me luck
Good luck Donald!!
Who actually recorded this nasty video? Please don’t tell me it was his own mother.